Beans: The Coffee Shop Simulator
Developer Whitethorn Games
Beans is a sardonic 'tycoon' simulation game about hipsters running a coffee shop replete with dismal puns, coffee, chiptunes, and mystery! From the Steam store page
203 reactions from 4 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon) · newest Nov 4, 2026 · last updated Nov 5, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
100 positive · 56 negative
95% range 56–71%
| Source | + | − | = |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | 100 | 56 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 5 | 0 | 38 |
| Lemmy * | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Mastodon * | 0 | 0 | 2 |
* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).
What players are saying
Counted from the reviewers’ own thumbs up/down on the 158 English Steam reviews we collected, not by the AI. Valve’s all-language rating: Mixed (125 of 187 positive).
Players find the game charming and fun, with a cute story and humor. [1][2][3][4] Many reviewers report bugs that hinder progress or break the game. [5][6][7][8] Some players feel the game is too short, repetitive, or not worth full price. [9][10][11][12]
- [7]
I would not recommend this game; it is NOT in early access and STILL has game breaking bugs. I enjoyed this game at first, but then it started to get pretty repetitive. I continued to play because the story was ok, but then there was a game breaking bug that halted my progress. In level with the drones that spy on you, I saved, quit the game, and the next time the game started, the spy bar kept filling up without …
- [10]
Contains bugs which makes it unplayable. I could've done without the story as I didn't find it funny, the same goes for the 'crazy' coffe recepies. I usually like pixel art but this game is just plain ugly. Gameplay is lacking in so many ways. There's no real sense of progression, the first area you start in is for example bigger than the 4th, albeit more fancy. But the real issue is it's boring as hell, all you do …
- [1]
8/10. Fun game. It's a fun passtime game. The story is cute and kind of funny. However, it's missing 2 stars because I did not like the fact that you can't move around the furniture and decors once you've placed it down. Also the last level, the sound is buggy. Even though I've lowered it to almost nothing, whenever I clicked on the buttons, there's a loud pinging noise.
- [5]
I was really enjoying the game with no issues, until I reached the mall level. The bugs have prevented me from progressing at all (either the robots stop showing up but the bar continues to go up, or they do show up and when I click them the bar goes up anyway), and every time I restart it I keep having the same issues. I kept trying because I love the concept of the game, but after I lost track of how many times I …
- [9]
TLDR: Funny little coffee shop sim game with it's own little quirky humor. Fun to sink a few hours into, but doesn't have any long term longevity. Positive: + Charm, has a unique charm to it + Decently fun sim game Negative: - Repetitive - Bugs -- I ran into a bug in the first 5 minutes of playing. The blender icon wasn't appearing so I couldn't discover recipes - Limited decorating - Limited game options - Cost, …
Summarised from 34 of the 186 public posts collected about this game; every point cites the posts behind it ([n] opens the post) and the split is counted from the posts’ own ratings. Updated Oct 11, 2026. How summaries are made
Players who liked Beans: The Coffee Shop Simulator talk about charming and funny story with quirky humor; those who didn't talk about frequent bugs that can be game-breaking. Which matters more to you?
Reactions
60 of 203 · most liked firstUh oh Pepper better be on her A game today ... Apollo has some Beans 🫘 backup 👀😅 #DogsofBluesky #SundayFunday
neutral · AI labelView post →Butts & Beans (the lesser-known companion game to Dungeons & Dragons) wip
neutral · AI labelView post →TooManyGames 2026 Indie Game Showcase Award nominations for "Best Visual Novel": - of the Devil (nth Circle Studios) - DIGITAL EXORCIST (COOL BEANS PRODUCTIONS) - Detective Instinct: Farewell, My Beloved (Armonica) - Rain98 (C#4R4CT3R) toomanygames.com/toomanygames...
neutral · AI labelView post →Y'all remember that game jam I entered a few months back? I'm happy to report they announced the results, and Boogs 'N Beans was the overall winner of the PixelCram game jam! I won my first jam! If you want to check the game out, it's free! Go give it a try! bauske.itch.io/boogs-n-bean...
positive · AI labelView post →Boogs 'N Beans is now available! It was created for the 2025 PixelCRAM game jam, hosted by Clickteam! It's an arcade-inspired maze-action game where you try to fill the board with sprouts before the boogs eat them all. I hope you'll give it a try! #MadeWithFusion bauske.itch.io/boogs-n-bean...
positive · AI labelView post →Decided I should up my bean game in 2025 so I took a flyer on a @ranchogordo.bsky.social sample pack. Started with a simple Red Beans and Rice for the CFB championship. Napa Cab to go with the Napa beans. Delicious 🍜🍽️
neutral · AI labelView post →For those interested in having a peek behind the scenes at the composing process for an awesome Indie cosy game, I made a short video talking about work so far on the @ratmode.games Soggy Beans soundtrack @ratmode.gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmIXJHXkvQU&ab_channel=FinnPaul
neutral · AI labelView post →Shout out to the Bond game devs for putting a tribute to York's famous Bile Beans sign in the game – but on a roof in London, and only half of it for some reason.
neutral · AI labelView post →Peanuts are legumes So when you put peanut butter on toast… It’s beans on toast. Game, set, match @sinclairinat0r.com #beans #beansFacts
neutral · AI labelView post →I would not recommend this game; it is NOT in early access and STILL has game breaking bugs. I enjoyed this game at first, but then it started to get pretty repetitive. I continued to play because the story was ok, but then there was a game breaking bug that halted my progress. In level with the drones that spy on you, I saved, quit the game, and the next time the game started, the spy bar kept filling up without any drones around, so I couldn't complete the level. This is made worse by the…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Soggy Beans released on Sept 21st. It's a little idle aquarium game where you can decorate your tank and meet new friends who come to visit! Some of them might come more often depending on how you decorate 🪸🫧°✩🐟 I have three keys to give away for this adorable game! See graphic+alt text for rules!
neutral · AI labelView post →Pip the little sea bunny is here to party! I love how he looks like a cute little cupcake with a cherry on top🤭 Sea bunnies are one of my favorite sea creatures since they have the little cute ears! 𑣲₍ ᐢ. .ᐢ₎🫧 Game: Soggy Beans (see pinned for a chance to win your own key!) Platform: PC (Windows)
neutral · AI labelView post →Redecorating my tank with items that I've been able to save up ⋅˚₊‧ଳ‧₊˚⋅ I love unlocking new items to use and seeing how they work together. I also love that you can stack items on top of other items! Game: Soggy Beans (check out my pinned post for giveaway chance!) Platform: PC (Windows)
positive · AI labelView post →Beans 🫘 would like to invite you all to try to kick her jolly ball away from her. That's her favorite game 🔴 #FriedaBeans
neutral · AI labelView post →8/10. Fun game. It's a fun passtime game. The story is cute and kind of funny. However, it's missing 2 stars because I did not like the fact that you can't move around the furniture and decors once you've placed it down. Also the last level, the sound is buggy. Even though I've lowered it to almost nothing, whenever I clicked on the buttons, there's a loud pinging noise.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A little Kobold I'm playing for a Ghosts of Saltmarsh game. BEANS the Kobold. The All Caps is super important. #dungeonsanddragons #ocart
neutral · AI labelView post →Soggy Beans is out today on PC (Windows)! If you want a cute little aquarium game where you can watch silly fish with equally silly names swim around and knock down jelly beans which can be used to buy decorations, then this game might be for you! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2636430/...
positive · AI labelView post →This week at Sacred Beans ☕ Oct 20: Wax & Pour + Sequoia visits! Oct 21: Game Night Oct 22: MTG Commander Oct 23: Animal Cafe All 4–9 PM Oct 31: Halloween car meet + Trunk or Treat 1900 S Quince St, Unit D, Denver Details & chat: t.me/+mBRkLHzP04Z...
neutral · AI labelView post →___________________________________________________________ OVERALL RATING 9/10 | MY TAGS: Management/Tycoon/Simulation/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REVIEW -------------- I loved this game! I really enjoy the gameplay of it, it's not like a regular tycoon game on a phone or android where you just tap for coins; theres recipes, goals, different coffee shop levels, and the best part is that it's in alpha stage, once it…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →For #screenshotsaturday, gameplay shots of Squirmish: The Videogame showcasing new cards and avatar characters from our upcoming DLC release, dropping OCT 20. Hope ya like anthropomorphic food! (NGL, I find Beans bot to be really disturbing.🫘) DLC wishlist ➡️ dlcb.squirmish.net #gamedev #indiedev
neutral · AI labelView post →Game Hen, Fried Potatoes & Onions, Green Beans, Apple Crumble Pie, Coconut Water, Enjoy Life Eat Food, Oct 25
neutral · AI labelView post →Beans Unite! We dive further into Lunar 2: Eternal Blue for my First Playthrough. Currently on Day 10- Disc 2! Attending a Karate Tournament, and then explore the Blue Cave! Vote upon the next game to be played by voting in the poll. !poll twitch.tv/jennybeans #JRPG #Twitch #Lunar #EternalBlue
neutral · AI labelView post →I liked the game, a little tedious though. However, on the second level, a mission requirement is to "protest president dump." I'm not a really political guy, but I don't like snarky political content in my games, and if it had been advertised as a political game, or game with political messages, I wouldn't have bought it.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Ah yes, Beans of the Kingdom, my favorite game!
neutral · AI labelView post →#allotment modest harvest 10.10.26 We were blown inside out. Tomatoes, few Raspberries, Apples, Pears, Parsnip, Peppers, Cabbage, Spring Onions, Basil, Green Beans, Cuddly Toy, good game, good game #IYKYK
neutral · AI labelView post →time for a little game of How Did This Macaroni End Up In The Green Beans what didn't get washed well? was it a pot or the tupperware? when did i last have this macaroni shape?! am i a nasty bitch?
neutral · AI labelView post →Used to be a fun game, but it has been update bugged to not work for over 6 months, and the game developers should be ashamed of themselves for taking our money and then leaving us with a broken version of the game. Just lazy imo, and I would not recommend anyone buy a game that doesn't work!!!!
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Its a cute and very simple game. I backed it on kickstarter last year and have been anxiously awaiting its arrival. I got my key last week i believe and started playing tonight shortly before midnight. The game took about 4 hours to beat but had a cute story and was pretty fun tho extremely simple. Id give it 7/10 stars. Taking one off because there really isnt much strategy to it if any.. just start plopping down appliances and decorations, and buy all the recipes off the old guy. By the time…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The side-idler with plenty of fish in the sea 🐟🐡🐠 Soggy Beans is @ratmode.games’ newest realease. Fish will come, fish will go. Take photos, collect beans, decorate your seascape, then relax or do other things while your friends swim by in this calming side-idler. Now on Steam! Cool beans 🫘
neutral · AI labelView post →So my earlier review of this title was none too kind. After reading a comment that mentioned some updates that were released since I last played, I decided to give it another shot (I'll leave my original review intact so that the comments make sense). Were there improvements? Yes. Is it still an amateurishly buggy piece of trash? That's a matter of opinion. Guess what mine is. Bugs are a part of gaming. We all know that. Game breaking bugs that persist years after a game's release, that the…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Contains bugs which makes it unplayable. I could've done without the story as I didn't find it funny, the same goes for the 'crazy' coffe recepies. I usually like pixel art but this game is just plain ugly. Gameplay is lacking in so many ways. There's no real sense of progression, the first area you start in is for example bigger than the 4th, albeit more fancy. But the real issue is it's boring as hell, all you do is sit around and wait for customers to give you money. The second level tries…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It's a decent game if you have some time to just throw away, but it mostly just ends there. The game doesn't warrant the price point it is currently at, maybe it's worth it when heavily discounted. This has mostly to do with the repetitive gameplay and the multiple bugs it has. And especially for the achievement hunters it is a big hit that the achievements are completely unobtainable, as they got bugged in a previous patch. As far as I know the game isn't going to get any patches to fix…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Casual sim + humor + UI = Chill coffee shop mgmt sim. Complete objectives for each stage, research recipes, decorate the store and more. There is a unique charm and quirkiness to the game. [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/35180752-3-point-play/] Follow our curator for similar games
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I unfortunately need to agree with others here. This game is way too glitchy to be out of early access. First level, I can't make one of the recipes because the syrup dispenser has disappeared from my list of appliances. No big deal, I'll manage without. Third level, I can't get any further recipes because some of the items have gotten stuck in the mixing-section of the window where you put the things you want to use together. Doesn't help to click the reset button, doesn't help to drag…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Is entertaining when you are playing for the first time, but the problem is, is actually pretty easy and pretty short. Passed it in couple hours. Should mention theres some bugs. Some items when researching, wont appear and transfer. Sometimes you get the research right and says is wrong. If you place 2 items pretty close or over, they will get stuck together. Real lot of dialog that isnt really important and cant really skip, i think is there to waste time and make the game look larger. I…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I erred on the side of recommendation, even though I'm not fully confident it's worth the full price for everyone in the state it is now. But I'll be likely replaying it many times, so this is subject to change. Yes, there are bugs. Do check the community page, where developers has shared some advice- and no, the warp code does not mess with the achievements. Don't think of it as the cheat, think of it as a fix. Ignore the obnoxious "cheater" in the menu involved. (If you're going to call…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →https://youtu.be/hiGy1oeRrGY This game is great fun, both in the story and in the comments of the characters, it guarantees many hours of entertainment as well as laughter. If you like fun simulators, this is your game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Really enjoying so far, alot more than I expected for 4.99. Well put together and has alot of content, if you like tycoon or simulation games then i would recommend. I like how it gets you started then turns you loose to figure alot out on your own.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →─.✦ Hiya Beans, your GOAT-est is going to be playing PEAK with some wonderful people tonight in about 30 mins! ┄⋆🌙🌿 You can interact with the game as a chatter at Belba's channel! ⟣ twitch.tv/belbasaura ⟢ ⤞ See you soon! 𓊆 #vtuber ⋄ #twitch ⋄ #vsky 𓊇
neutral · AI labelView post →I decided to give the game another shot. The bugs I previously reported have been fixed. However, the achievements do not work, which is disappointing. There's not a lot of challenge to the game, and really just clicking and being patient is all you need to win. It's cute but it's just ok. I recommend if you can get it on sale, but it has a few problems still.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Really great game with a pretty entertaining story! Gameplay's pretty simple, but styling and designing your own coffee house stays really entertaining throughout the game. Definitely worth its reasonable price.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Good morning, Beans! Happy Friday, what game is coming out this year that you will play day one? #vtuber #gaming #twitch #youtube #streamer
neutral · AI labelView post →Its a cute game and all, but when 4 of the acievements are broken.. i cannot give it a thumbs up, legit stupid that they never fixed it even tho they said they did
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A cute and funny retro-style business sim with a fun gameplay loop. The first couple hours were great fun. But it is unstable, crashes, and does not have a working save system . Specific levels are playable from the menu, so I could technically play the levels, as long as I finished each in one sitting and tracked my own progress. The game will not shut down properly when it is Quit from the main menu. Saved games appear functional, and show an updated in-game day and time when…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I love the concept of this game! But my problem is how buggy it is... I could't even finish the tutorial level because the button to host an event was gone :c The items in the menu researcher also magically disappeared and did not return even when restarting the game.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A cute little game and was worth it on sale. The memes and easter eggs are fantastic especially for an old millennial like myself! My only complaints are that it is too short, linear, and easy. Once you unlock enough recipes you make enough money, it's easy to break the game and there isn't enough challenge anymore. The real challenge I had was trying to get all the achievements - "Garbage Day" seems impossible due to the AI of the game. I'd love to see more from this studio and this was a…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I was really enjoying the game with no issues, until I reached the mall level. The bugs have prevented me from progressing at all (either the robots stop showing up but the bar continues to go up, or they do show up and when I click them the bar goes up anyway), and every time I restart it I keep having the same issues. I kept trying because I love the concept of the game, but after I lost track of how many times I tried to get through this level without success due to the bugs I have given up.…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Highly-addictive business simulator with a lot of potential. I was surpised by the pressure I felt keeping the balance between pouring your cash into new decor to attract new business, researching new products to create more profitable drinks, focusing on attending to unhappy customers, and maintaining a high health code score. Great work, looking forward to updates.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →You know some sick fuck in London is offering cheesesteaks with beans for the Bird’s game overseas Beans are gross
neutral · AI labelView post →Beans: The Coffee Shop Simulator is a game that I played once and kind of immediatly forgot about. It is a sartire game with over the top Twitter hipster humor and repetetive gameplay and a mediocre story. Game Style / Setting / Soundtrack It's a pixel game. But for my taste a bit dull. It reminds me a bit of the early pokemon games so if you like that style, maybe it is for you. The setting is okayish, you have a coffeeshop in different settings, but you don't get to explore the city so eh...…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The game is okay. It would be so much better with a fast forward button as it gets rather boring waiting for customers. I got it on sale. Bring your phone and do something on it while you play this game.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I downloaded this game after watching someone on youtube play it. I heard it was really buggy but decided to give it a try regardless. First time I played, it was addicting. I was having a lot of fun however at level 3 (the boardwalk level), when I select "complete level" the games pauses and wont continue on the story. It happened to me twice (I replayed the game to see if it was a one time thing). I'm sad because I was enjoying my time playing but also angry because I could've used my $4.99…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Beans has it's moments of fun, and will offer you a good time for $5, especially if your into management / simulation games. It has a story and even cut scenes and shows that the developers put a lot of time and love into the game. It's humor is hit or miss most of the time, but it's a $5 game so it's surpasses any expectations I would have in that department. It suffers from stagnant moments and obtuse methods that seem to be there make the game last longer. It does have a nice research tree…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →TLDR: Funny little coffee shop sim game with it's own little quirky humor. Fun to sink a few hours into, but doesn't have any long term longevity. Positive: + Charm, has a unique charm to it + Decently fun sim game Negative: - Repetitive - Bugs -- I ran into a bug in the first 5 minutes of playing. The blender icon wasn't appearing so I couldn't discover recipes - Limited decorating - Limited game options - Cost, not worth the price Okay: 6/10 Recommended on sale 50% off or more. You will…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →There was a lot of errors.. couldnt delete stuff i had in my hand and one time all the costumers stand infron of the counter but no one was leaving.. Altho over all very good and enjoyable game! Short. :(
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I am a barista and I totally want to come home from work and play this.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →There are still quite a few bugs in the game that make it annoying to play. I was expecting a game that allowed me to build up a coffee shop and make recipes and stuff similarly to what Lemonde Tycoon was but with coffee. However, a game with some extremely weird coffee recipes and it really isn't any fun or challenging. At first figuring out recipes was a little neat, but then it was just easier to spend my money on being told what the recipes were considering the cost was almost negligbale…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →good game but borign FTER wihle
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It's Time Beans! Wasted Wednesday is here with @adron.art , @razapheal.bsky.social , and @ukelogan.bsky.social . Going to play a game or two today. So come hang out and chill with www.twitch.tv/dorkacorn #VSky #ENVtuber #PNGtuber #LGBTQIA+ #ADHD
neutral · AI labelView post →Welcome, Human Beans. Today, the database receives Persona 3 Reload: a new adventure, Day 1, and finally a Persona game on Jenny’s schedule. Curiosity levels: elevated. The robot welcomes all units. twitch.tv/jennybeans #Persona #Persona3 #JRPG #Twitch
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