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247 reactions from 4 sources (Bluesky, Mastodon, Lemmy, TMDB reviews) · newest Oct 19, 2026 · last updated Oct 20, 2026 · How this works
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Fountain of Youth is a 2025 adventure action film, directed by Guy Ritchie, starring John Krasinski, Natalie Portman and Eiza González.
- 175 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Mastodon, Lemmy, TMDB reviews
- posts span Jan 19, 2024 to Oct 19, 2026
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60 of 247 · most liked first“It is the “Citizen Kane” of second-screen entertainment. Every frame rewards inattention.” I reviewed Fountain of Youth. With my flamethrower. Dear lord, what a lump of nothing. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/foun...
negative · AI labelView post →Hi, I’m Rick Steves — and this time, I’m stepping a little off the beaten path (and the boundaries of science...) with a few friends and fellow travelers to explore their new movie, Fountain of Youth, now streaming on Apple TV. Happy travels!
neutral · AI labelView post →Guy Ritchie’s FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (Apple TV+) is kind of impressive because I think it actually takes skill to gather a group of people this talented and charismatic and produce a movie that is excruciating to get through.
negative · AI labelView post →Fountain of Youth is like SNL’s Almost Pizza, but in movie form.
negative · AI labelView post →Natalie Portman says Padmé Amidala is the kind of ethical leader we need in our era right now. Catch more of our interview with her for upcoming Apple TV+ film 'Fountain of Youth' premiering May 23rd. Watch here: youtu.be/vLmvWe8Jm70
neutral · AI labelView post →Obscure YT of the day: Orson Welles wrote and directed a legendary television pilot THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH for Desilu in 58! he hosts & narrates & was very fond of this ("it's the only comedy I've ever made on film"). Essential! www.youtube.com/watch?v=maDT...
neutral · AI labelView post →I think we need a long-weekend #archaeology hate-watch party for the new Fountain of Youth movie on AppleTV+. 🏺 Who's with me? John Krasinski is a disgraced archaeologist; Natalie Portman is his museum curator sister. They team up to find the Fountain of Youth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gB9...
neutral · AI labelView post →I have seen the new Apple TV movie “Fountain of Youth” which set itself the noble task of trying to be a new Indiana Jones / The Mummy style rollicking vaguely historical informed adventure, with an A-list cast. Lads, Fountain of Youth is absolute shite
negative · AI labelView post →Star Wars actors Natalie Portman & Domhnall Gleeson star in FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, a new Indiana Jones-inspired adventure film from director Guy Ritchie premiering tomorrow on Apple TV+. Also starring John Krasinski & Eiza González. Read our review here: theholofiles.com/2025/05/22/r...
neutral · AI labelView post →Watched Fountain of Youth, the new Guy Ritchie Apple TV+ movie with the kids. It’s got a 36% on Rotten Tomatoes, and it’s very silly and John Krasinski doesn’t have the charm to really carry it off, but I would have happily flipped to it halfway through on TBS and watched the rest in the 90s.
neutral · AI labelView post →Oh good, one of the characters in the Fountain of Youth movie is a paintings curator at the National Gallery—sorry, unnamed museum on Trafalgar Square.
neutral · AI labelView post →I'm watching the movie Fountain of Youth on Apple TV, and someone just said that they can't break open something in the ancient ruins because "It's fossilized basalt. We'll be here for a week." Now, I'm no geologist, but I don't think you can fossilize stone, since it is, you know, already stone.
neutral · AI labelView post →Me while watching the very exciting opening scene of the 2025 film Fountain of Youth which was filmed on location in Bangkok, Thailand, when suddenly I see my house
neutral · AI labelView post →Easily Hua Lumphong in Bangkok. Scouted it for Mission Impossible 6 and fell in love with it. Swore I'd use it in a movie someday. Eight years later on Fountain of Youth I had John Krasinski racing through the station on a motorbike and jumping onto a departing train to escape. Mission accomplished.
neutral · AI labelView post →We tried to watch Fountain of Youth for our weekly movie night. It was *so bad* Link jumped in front and saved us. We stopped a little more than half way through (we tried so hard) and gave up. Not even funny bad. Now we are off to Stardew. Thank you Linky, our feline protector♡ #CatsOfBluesky
negative · AI labelView post →The only good thing about this Fountain of Youth movie is literally this man. Sorry not sorry.
negative · AI labelView post →I LOVE a fun dumb movie. The Mummy is one of my all time faves and I truly enjoyed Fall Guy and similar films. The problem is that Fountain of Youth is not a good fun dumb movie, it is painful and no one seems to be having a good time, and by the time the “universal language” thing drops it’s just 🫠
negative · AI labelView post →Let it be known that the Dora the Explorer movie is a far superior Indiana Jones riff than The Fountain of Youth
negative · AI labelView post →Jesus Christ man this Fountain of Youth movie on Apple+ sucks so bad. It’s not even a poor man’s Indiana Jones it’s like a home-schooled sixth grade’s production of a poor man’s Indiana Jones. Everyone involved should be banned from the industry for at least a few years.
negative · AI labelView post →In day-job news: FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, the latest project I worked on with a great team at Digital Domain is now streaming on Apple TV! #FountainOfYouth #AppleTV #VFX #VisualEffects #VfxEditor
neutral · AI labelView post →“Fountain Of Youth” is a very meta movie in which Guy Ritchie, John Krasinski, & Natalia Portman remind us they are terrible at making franchise films, no matter how many chances they get.
negative · AI labelView post →Apple are a company wrestling with nonsensical economic headwinds blowing out the backside of a 25th amendment-ready POTUS. Whistling while Rome burns, they blew $180m on Fountain of Youth, yet another Guy Ritchie clonker that never saw the inside of a cinema. 2/5 film-authority.com/2025/05/26/f...
negative · AI labelView post →Surprise to nobody: the new Guy Ritchie film "Fountain of Youth" is pure shite
negative · AI labelView post →Fountain of Youth looks like the silly successor to National Treasure in new trailer: reactormag.com/ive-found-th...
neutral · AI labelView post →Just finished watching Fountain of Youth 👀
neutral · AI labelView post →Got the watering & other outside chores done, plus some shopping before it got too hot. Staying inside until evening. Drinking lemon water to stay hydrated. Gonna watch a movie (Fountain of Youth) cheers!
neutral · AI labelView post →My ★½ review of Fountain of Youth on @letterboxd: boxd.it/9MxbLH #265moviereview #FountainOfYouth #AppleTVPlus #filmsky 📽️
negative · AI labelView post →I think if you don't like standard adventure movies, then you won't like Fountain of Youth. But if you rock with the exploration, romantic tension, and charisma that you get in the traditional formula and some good action moments then this Apple TV+ film is a really good watch! My Review 👇🏽
positive · AI labelView post →The options for tomorrow 😆 Film Premiere - Mission Impossible - Fountain of Youth Series with New Episodes - Murderbot - Duster - Your Friends and Neighbors
neutral · AI labelView post →NEW • Portrait photographs of the cast of 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' to promote the new film in Paris! (30.04.2025)
neutral · AI labelView post →Remember when I said a 5 movie binge was extremely rare? Yeah me neither. Anyways, today's movies are Fountain of Youth, Bring Her Back, Into the Wonderwoods, Night Call and finally Kpop Demon Hunters
neutral · AI labelView post →Are the days of big absurd adventure stories like The Mummy and National Treasure over? Well, not if the trailer for Fountain of Youth has anything to say about it: reactormag.com/i-still-have...
neutral · AI labelView post →I watched Apple TV’s Fountain of Youth, and I have to say—wow, it’s really bad. John Krasinski simply does not have a charisma to carry this kind of movie.
negative · AI labelView post →Fountain Of Youth. It’s impressive to make a movie entirely comprised of expositional dialogue. Laz Alonso is the only cast member that delivers anything close to naturally sounding dialogue. Everyone else is terrible.
negative · AI labelView post →NEW • Domhnall Gleeson at the 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' premiere talking about his favorite adventure film, 'Indiana Jones'
neutral · AI labelView post →An interesting take on a U2 song in the new trailer for the Apple+ film “Fountain of Youth”…film is out May 23. youtu.be/1gB9h0ELEf0 (thanks gregzky17 for the heads up!)
neutral · AI labelView post →If you see this, quote with your first anime. Technically, it was the Minky Momo movie dubbed and renamed Gigi and the Fountain of Youth.
neutral · AI labelView post →On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers (1987) - the only novel in this genre of dark fantasy pirates?. When discussing the creation of a genre in [my post about Pirates of the Caribbean](https://lemmy.zip/post/61576011), I said there's usually an early work that arguably invented the genre but wasn't influential enough to set the template for that genre. For this Dark Fantasy Pirates genre, that was 1987's On Stranger Tides. It takes place during the golden age of piracy (it has Blackbeard as a…
neutral · AI labelView post →Is this the worst movie I'll see this year? One can only hope FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH thinks it's INDIANA JONES and can only wish it were NATIONAL TREASURE. Not sure how so many talented people, and this much Apple cash, put together something so bad and boring but here we are.
negative · AI labelView post →that Fountain of Youth movie looks terrible, but also just National Treasure-y enough for me to give it a shot. though it can't possibly be as good.
neutral · AI labelView post →NEW • Portrait photographs of the cast of 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' to promote the new film in Paris! (30.04.2025)
neutral · AI labelView post →Film - Fountain Of Youth 05/23/25 | tv+
neutral · AI labelView post →NEW behind the scenes incredible image of our #DomhnallGleeson (as Owen Carver) with the film crew, on the astounding Egyptian set of Fountain of Youth!! ❤️🔥👓🐪😍 Possibly one the best recent pic of Domhnall that I’ve seen!! 🥹😩 Source Ingyfahmy (Joukie)
neutral · AI labelView post →Lol, I just started watching a movie, and it's the one that post is from. I did the Leonardo Dicaprio pointing thing when I heard it! It's Fountain of Youth with John Krasinski and Natalie Portman on Apple TV.
neutral · AI labelView post →While Fountain of Youth may not hit the highest of highs, it is still an Apple TV+ film that captures the wonder of adventure. Read our review:
neutral · AI labelView post →"The movie is fun and if you don't have fun making a fun movie then you're probably doing it wrong." 😆 NEW • Domhnall Gleeson and Eiza Gonzalez interviewed for 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH'! 🎥 — Barbie Simons | YT (30.05.2025) www.youtube.com/watch?featur...
neutral · AI labelView post →THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH is a fascinating movie. There's a solid basic Guy Ritchie level of entertainment underlying it, but it's completely sexless. You CANNOT make a good pulp adventure comedy that isn't horny.
neutral · AI labelView post →Watched Fountain of Youth expecting it to be a lighthearted romp in the vein of The Mummy or National Treasure. And maybe that’s what it wants to be, but it really, really isn’t. It’s dour and miserable. It takes a lot to make John Krasinski unlikable, but this film manages. Don’t waste your time.
negative · AI labelView post →While interviewed for her recent film, Eiza González also mentioned how much of a blast she had during her screening of 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH' ⛲️ She's worked with Guy Ritchie on several projects in the past, and claimed this film is her favourite! 🔗 t.ly/iu7N6
neutral · AI labelView post →Film - Fountain of Youth #AppleTV+ 2025 Directed by Guy Ritchie Written by James Vanderbilt - loved his film Zodiac John Krasinski and Natalie Portman Hope it’s great I like Krasinski in Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan and The Office
neutral · AI labelView post →Let's take a look at the last three movies from Skydance and David Ellison. Fountain of Youth cost $180 million and made nothing. Mayday cost $150 million and made nothing. Matchbox The Movie cost $160 million and made nothing. Anyone see a pattern here? 1 out of 5 film-authority.com/2026/10/19/m...
neutral · AI labelView post →From my first viewing of Hammer’s SHE to Julian Glover’s demise in THE LAST CRUSADE, I’ve always been fascinated by the idea of fictional, ancient, immortality-bestowing elements, so, tonight FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! I didn’t detest it, but I wanted the film to find its own impetus and joie de vivre…
neutral · AI labelView post →I do love that Perdita Weeks cameos in Guy Ritchie’s “Fountain of Youth” - a film about a reckless adventurer trying to find the titular, immortality-granting artifact regardless of the cost to others, motivated by the need to redeem their father’s professional reputation.
neutral · AI labelView post →The edition, bewilderingly enough, plays a major role in the new Guy Ritchie movie, Fountain of Youth.
neutral · AI labelView post →Like Owen Carver (did you watch Fountain of Youth? ⛲️ How did you like it?), #DomhnallGleeson ‘s a traveler! 🌍 He‘s back to Ireland to take part in Fastnet Film Festival this weekend!! 🇮🇪 NEW photo of Domhnall and Aidan O‘Callaghan today in Schull, Co. Cork! 😍
neutral · AI labelView post →FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH is a bad movie that’s fun to complain about
negative · AI labelView post →First look at John Krasinski, Eiza González, Natalie Portman, Domhnall Gleeson, Carmen Ejogo, and Laz Alonso in Guy Ritchie's 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.' The action-adventure film, described as a contemporary 'INDIANA JONES', is coming in 2025. (via: ew.com/guy-ritchie-...)
neutral · AI labelView post →There once was a Fountain of Youth A movie whose details we sleuthed Adding Portman to the cast Makes it sound like a blast Now let's just hope that's the truth www.tor.com/2024/01/19/f...
neutral · AI labelView post →Daily Top 5 Films on Apple TV at the end of Thursday, February 19, 2026 1. Eternity 2. F1 The Movie 3. Fountain of Youth 4. Fly Me to the Moon 5. The Gorge #EternityMovie #AppleTV
neutral · AI labelView post →I watched a high-budget, well-produced film with my partner this weekend with Z-tier writing and acting (Fountain of Youth). It was so forgettable it's barely worth mentioning, the dialogue was embarrassing, not even bad enough to be a B-film. Loved the hell out of watching it.
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