Garchaster's Cornblade
Directed by Kasper Meltedhair
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams. From TMDB
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Garchaster's Cornblade is a 2026 fantasy science fiction comedy film, directed by Kasper Meltedhair, starring Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair and Andy Heck Boyd.
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