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The Girl in the River
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84 reactions from 4 sources (Bluesky, Mastodon, TMDB reviews, Lemmy) · newest Nov 3, 2026 · last updated Nov 4, 2026 · How this works
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Hitman: Agent 47 is a 2015 action crime thriller film, directed by Aleksander Bach, starring Rupert Friend, Zachary Quinto and Hannah Ware.
- 76 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Mastodon, TMDB reviews, Lemmy
- posts span Dec 4, 2015 to Nov 3, 2026
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60 of 84 · most liked firstI’m only a few hours into 007: First Light (review code went out very late) but I *love* it so far. Delightful mashup of Hitman and Uncharted, with impressive storytelling chops. Been a minute since I’ve been this into a triple-A game. And I’ve never even seen a James Bond movie
neutral · AI labelView post →This dude in chat, who like exclusively asks dumb questions for 80% of their time in chat watches the 007 Hitman trailer, watches Mads Mikkelsen come out and goes "Has Mads ever been in a 007 movie" I'm given such trials as a streamer.
neutral · AI labelView post →Hitman was a fun movie. And a horny one! Folks I have feeling that being horny is coming BACK
positive · AI labelView post →I got the Indiana Jones game and it's a Butcher Bay. It's so good. It's an evolution of Butcher Bay's stealth-brawler design with Hitman disguises and an aesthetic that is impressively loyal to the Indy films, from the lighting and film grain effects to the fonts and sound design. Feels authentic.
neutral · AI labelView post →Hey, I'm in this! First, I had the honor of interviewing MILLA JOVOVICH about her time in Hitman and adapting video games to film. The woman just has an aura about her, it was very cool to sit down with her.
neutral · AI labelView post →Some interesting comments from the devs here about how each level of 2016's Hitman was meant to fulfil a different spy movie fantasy. Paris is Bond, Sapienza is Mission Impossible, Marrakesh is Jason Bourne, and so on. www.techradar.com/gaming/hitma...
neutral · AI labelView post →Four movies to watch after HITMAN, which fucking rules and is my favorite movie I've seen so far this year.
positive · AI labelView post →extremely recommend. It is Hitman, Uncharted, and Watch Dogs wrapped up in a Bond movie
neutral · AI labelView post →We’ll never get a good film adaptation of Hitman because a) people perceive it as an action franchise and b) no one has the confidence to make a video game adaptation where the protagonist is a remorseless professional assassin that never has a change of heart but isn’t the villain.
negative · AI labelView post →Here's my review of 007: First Light, where I groan about how bad Lenny Kravitz is, convince you to basically forget Hitman altogether & gush about how often this game left my breathless.
neutral · AI labelView post →I have never watched a James Bond movie from start to finish and have no special fondness for the character but I love the Hitman games so I ordered the new James Bond game, which apparently gives me early access and so far it’s very funny and the graphics are great. Cool action sequences too.
neutral · AI labelView post →You know, every year we get another movie about a Hitman doing one last job, but it's been nearly 40 since we've had one about a dad reconnecting with his son while he drove to a national arm wrestling championship.
neutral · AI labelView post →Richard Linklater’s HITMAN is on Netflix now and a will make a great Saturday night movie at home. Enjoy!
neutral · AI labelView post →We had a great time at the Film Festival last Friday! Thx 2 all the ppl who came! Special thx 2 K Davis the Hitman, Niña Ro$$ & Queen Koleurzz for making the event really lit🔥🔥 Big Up 2 all the artists that Blazed the Mic including Worldarama & Grand Daddy Hugg‼️
neutral · AI labelView post →This is my favorite shot from the trailer because Hoult looks like he just learned he's been pranked into starring in a Hitman movie
neutral · AI labelView post →OH ALSO RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE X HITMAN CROSSOVER ANNOUNCED MEANS THERE'S A POSSIBILITY FOR SILLIER CROSSOVERS HEY @hitman.ioi.dk I HAVE SOME IDEAS AGENT 47 GOES AFTER PENNYWISE BRUCE WAYNE PALPATINE ELROND HANNIBAL LECTER HANS LANDA FREDDY KRUEGER GEOFFREY BARATHEON CHUCKY
neutral · AI labelView post →I thought SICARIO 2: SOLDADO was a very funny name for a movie. Hitman 2: Soldier
neutral · AI labelView post →Martin McDonagh Jokes About His Past – as a Hitman – and Calls ‘Wild Horse Nine’ His Most Political Film: ‘There’s Too Much Artistic Neutrality and Too Much Saying Nothing’.
neutral · AI labelView post →🧵 Voxel thread, image 19… Made this in the mid-2010s. It was meant as an imaginary book cover or movie poster, but I later discovered there's also a game called Hitman. 🙂 #VoxelArt #voxels #art #retro #illustration #minimalism
neutral · AI labelView post →First teaser for Choi Won-sub's action comedy HITMAN 2, the sequel to his 2020 film, about a former special agent turned comic book artist whose past catches up to him.
neutral · AI labelView post →In Bruges (2008) You can run and hide from your crimes but not from your conscience An Original twist on the Hitman movie, and very funny #FilmSky #MovieSky #Movies
neutral · AI labelView post →youtu.be/o0DGnxayGFM?... neil breen made a new film where it’s Top Gun meets Hitman meets Fateful Findings gonna fly out to the premiere of this when it’s announced
neutral · AI labelView post →Got pretty bummed this wasn’t a teaser for a Hitman movie
negative · AI labelView post →I’m sorry Vinnie Jones [I can’t even look him in the eye as I place my hand on his shoulder] but I’m casting you as Lead Hitman in this film
neutral · AI labelView post →Pitching a movie theory article about how lockdown meant a lot of directors played Hitman: World Of Assasination and it directly influenced at least three movies
neutral · AI labelView post →40 years old now: my favorite of their albums, the first side in particular (side 2 drops off, but it does have the "movie" clip of Matt Dillon and Lawrence Fishburne on "Dial a Hitman"). The Strummer-Jones reunion, just a few years after the Clash split--i wish they'd kept going
neutral · AI labelView post →#HitMan wins the Golden Tomato for Best Comedy Movie of 2024. editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/rott...
neutral · AI labelView post →Work in progress - I'm 40 terms deep, then I have 35 genres to explain and compare to a film or TV show. Social deduction, e.g. Among Us = The Traitors TTRPG, e.g. Dungeons & Dragons = Jumanji Stealth, e.g. Hitman = Die Hard
neutral · AI labelView post →Incidentally, IO Interactive promoted the game on its own (just as it did with Hitman 3), emphasizing its creative independence from movie studios with love #gamedev | #indiedev | #indiegame | ❤️
neutral · AI labelView post →now rewatching Hitman (2007), a video game adaptation movie which is not good but i like anyway
neutral · AI labelView post →Advent Calendar Day 9! I've referred to a lot of movie inspirations for The Pope's Hitman, but today I want to shout out two specific literary influences that I also really enjoyed. Full post at: medium.com/the-berger-d... @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social #booksky #thrillers #writingcommunity
neutral · AI labelView post →We need a Hitman movie that is in the style of a 1920s slapstick silent film.
neutral · AI labelView post →I've seen the Timothy Olyphant Hitman movie more times than I can count. It delights me to no end.
positive · AI labelView post →Hitman Santa would be a GREAT holiday film though!
neutral · AI labelView post →Another 4 movie binge with Chapter 51, Hitman The Slaughter, Honey Bunch and Stone Cold Fox
neutral · AI labelView post →Francis Ford Coppola Hires Hitman to Eliminate Anyone Who Has Seen ‘Megalopolis’ Outside of Theaters www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/franc...
neutral · AI labelView post →First time watch 2 of 52: Interstellar Really good movie, Nolan is a great storyteller. Next week's movie: Hitman Agent 47
neutral · AI labelView post →Advent Calendar Day 27! The Pope's Hitman is out Tuesday! I play mood music while writing, and when I "see" the movie in my head, this is part of the climactic soundtrack... www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7HG... #booksky #thrillers @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social @therightsfactory.bsky.social
neutral · AI labelView post →Caved and am checking out the new James Bond game The Hitman Devs know how to make a good ass spy game Out of curiosity, what’s your favorite Bond film?
neutral · AI labelView post →I'm watching the 2007 Hitman movie and it is fantastic
positive · AI labelView post →I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE EVERYTHING IS PUT ON HOLD NOW FUCK THE DAILY ART CHALLENGE I HAD A GOD SENT CREATIVE OVERFLOW YESTERDAY IM MAKING A GOD DAMN SHORT FILM AND IM STARTING NOW. SADIE: TEENAGE HITMAN IS NOW SET IN THE WORLD OF
neutral · AI labelView post →Yes I am playing the Hitman games because I watched Trap, which is arguably their most accurate film adaptation
neutral · AI labelView post →I've said for YEARS now that the best way to adapt Hitman into a movie or TV show would be to make it "Mr. Bean is an Assassin" because that's how people play the game.
neutral · AI labelView post →Well watched 2 films… Hitman Wife’s Bodyguard and Until Dawn. Hitman was funny as a turn your brain off type film. Until Dawn… yeah…. imma be so deadass with you. It’s so Dead by Daylight coded it’s not even funny. Not a good film btw.
neutral · AI labelView post →His best role is in Hitman, probably in part because he helped develop the movie, but also because he’s playing a guy who has so little personality of his own he can embody all these different characters, but only briefly before the cracks show and that just seems autobiographical.
neutral · AI labelView post →Sometimes I am objectively wrong in things I've enjoyed. For example, the original Hitman video game adaptation movie from 2007. I enjoyed it when it came out despite it having an abysmal score on Rotten Tomatoes (currently sitting at 16%). I watched it several times and really enjoyed it. I recently rewatched it, maybe two years ago and... what was that guy (old me) thinking?
positive · AI labelView post →702) The Hitman (1991) #NowWatching on YouTube #2026FirstTimeWatch 641 #FilmSky #ThrillerSky #TheHitman
neutral · AI labelView post →The serious overarching plot feels like a hangover from when Hitman was a normal game franchise where it tried to be like a film would be and ended up like a TV movie. The actual gameplay of the game is when Hitman figured out it is a game designed to delight people
neutral · AI labelView post →Barn cat recreating the final scene of the film/computer game The Hitman from our porch roof.. #cats #hitcat
neutral · AI labelView post →#33: Hitman Agent 47 I expected this movie to be absolute hot garbage, but it honestly wasn’t terrible. And really fun to watch with friends! #mediathread2026
neutral · AI labelView post →same here. Russians are currently bombing the shit out of our cultural cites and universities. My first feature film will now not happen because of war. So I think I can safely say that feminists not liking Hitman Absolution is not an act of invasion these dorks think it is.
neutral · AI labelView post →Going live over on https://Twitch.tv/Linzington in a little over 30 minutes with some Hitman. I've decided fuck it I'm doing a full story play through #twitch #streaming #hitman
neutral · AI labelView post →The gun-nuns were a silly moral panic looking back. But the critics were right that schlock film aesthetics isn't actually what Hitman is good at or supposed to be
neutral · AI labelView post →Totally orthogonal to this but how did Glen Powell break out with Hitman, the movie where he plays a bunch of different caricatures, and then remake Kind Hearts and Coronets and NOT play all the heirs?
neutral · AI labelView post →"Natland had been controlled by an English-speaking boss called Agent 47, an apparent reference to the Hitman gaming and film franchise. The identity and whereabouts of Agent 47 remain unknown." The first sign this was a shoddy operation was the handler going by Agent 47, and not Diana.
neutral · AI labelView post →His contact in the UK was named after a character in the hitman game! "Natland had been controlled by an English-speaking boss called Agent 47, an apparent reference to the Hitman gaming and film franchise."
neutral · AI labelView post →The film really captures the Hitman Freelancer mode experience.
neutral · AI labelView post →The Killer (2023) is a better Hitman movie than either of the actual Hitman movies
neutral · AI labelView post →I will Absolutely Hit that Man in the Shins. #Hitman #WorldofAssassination Horror Movie Reenactment 🛠🔫 KingGwyndolin Like a Penguin... dolin~ is LIVE! 🎶☄ #guitarist #musician #nonbinary #MoustachedMaestro twitch.tv/KingGwyndolin youtube.com/@KingGwyndolin
neutral · AI labelView post →Movie idea: Hitman regularly hires a catsitter for his extended work trips, and they get on professionally. One day, while scoping out a job, he witnesses his catsitter at another property doing something she shouldn't be. SCRATCHING POST IN THEATRES NOW
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