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Machete Kills
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. From TMDB
44 reactions from 4 sources (Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon, TMDB reviews) · newest Oct 16, 2026 · last updated Oct 16, 2026 · How this works
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Machete Kills is a 2013 action crime thriller film, directed by Robert Rodriguez, starring Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson and Demián Bichir.
- 39 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon, TMDB reviews
- posts span May 10, 2018 to Oct 16, 2026
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44 of 44 · most liked firstMachete Kills is the best movie we will talk about until we get “Machete Kills Again in Space”. Available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
positive · AI labelView post →He’s generally not the lead so he can be easy to miss or forget seeing. The only films that come to mind where he was lead are Machete and Machete Kills Again. Loosely based on his character from the Spy Kids movies. He has it in his contract that if he plays a bad guy, they must be killed or I think go to prison, which is likely what this article is going to mention why his on-screen deaths are so high.
neutral · AI labelView post →One Battle After Another 2025 is PTA doing a Machete remake. In my review of Robert Rodriguez's film Machete Kills I speculated that Quentin Tarantino introduced a small reference to Grindhouse movies in Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood to fulfill a rather outlandish promise from the fake trailer of Machete 3 in the beginning of Machete Kills. That there would be a Grindhouse movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. I think Paul Thomas Anderson just beat Tarantino in this regard. His 2025 film One Battle…
neutral · AI labelView post →Watched Machete Kills with my big bro and my dad Holy fucking shit lmao what a goddamn movie Some of the most disrespectful deaths I've ever seen in a movie LMAO I need Machete Kills Again in Space to happen man
positive · AI labelView post →Posting a random movie from my library. DAY 32 : Machete Kills Nuff said. With Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson 3 ⭐️ #filmsky #physicalmedia
neutral · AI labelView post →Combine two movie titles to make a movie better than either on their own. Machete Kills The Boss Baby.
neutral · AI labelView post →**Machete Kills** *in Disneyland*
neutral · AI labelView post →SPOILER WARNING for MACHETE KILLS but… How did we all collectively memory hole that the film ends with President Charlie Sheen ordering Machete to go to Space X so Elon Musk himself (actual cameo) can launch him into space to chase Mel Gibson, who seems to be playing a parody of… Elon Musk?!?
neutral · AI labelView post →Movie 🎬 Machete Kills (2013)...Luz ✨️
neutral · AI labelView post →Pauline Chen in “From Beijing with Love” (1994) x Sofia Vergara in “Machete Kills” (2013) #Comedon #FromBeijingWithLove #PaulineChen #90smovies #MacheteKills #SofiaVergara
neutral · AI labelView post →Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie. Machete Kills for Tax Purposes
neutral · AI labelView post →Seeing Elon Musk cameo in Machete Kills Is so cringe. Why they gotta ruin the movie (more) like that?
negative · AI labelView post →My ★★★½ review of Machete Kills on @letterboxd: boxd.it/19lZ2D
positive · AI labelView post →Movie 🎬 Machete Kills (2013)...Luz ✨️
neutral · AI labelView post →Machete Kills is basically a Bond film.
neutral · AI labelView post →6/28/25 Machete Kills Sequel to Machete. I loved that this one just went whole hog bullshit. I hate that Muskrat appeared for 10 seconds. Overall, 7/10. Silly ass movie for a silly ass time, enjoyed. Send me more recommendations!
positive · AI labelView post →I’m not sure who picked Machete Kills as the movie at the salon … but that was a choice.
neutral · AI labelView post →Anything goes cross-border: Robert Rodriguez’s wild genre mash-up MACHETE KILLS (2013) is "a sequel to a film based on a faux Seventies trailer starring a children’s film character". Screen 9pm tonight on Legend Channel projectedfigures.com/2013/11/13/m...
neutral · AI labelView post →My ★★★★★ review of #MacheteKills (2013) on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/eDWTpJ
positive · AI labelView post →Anything goes cross-border: Robert Rodriguez’s wild genre mash-up MACHETE KILLS (2013) is "a sequel to a film based on a faux Seventies trailer starring a children’s film character". On Tubi UK from today. projectedfigures.com/2013/11/13/m...
neutral · AI labelView post →PSA: Machete Kills may be the perfect movie to watch while doing a ride on the indoor bike trainer. Or whatever indoor workout you choose. Trust me on this one. Once you start watching, you’ll forget about everything but the movie. #dannytrejo #MacheteKills #cycling #zwift #Wahooligan
positive · AI labelView post →We just finished an interview with action star/martial artist Marko Zaror (John Wick Chapter 4, Fight or Flight, Fist of the Condor, Machete Kills). Marko’s new film AFFINITY will be available to stream starting September 30th! Watch for the full interview later next week. #Film
neutral · AI labelView post →I watched "Machete Kills". Such a fantastic, over-the-top movie. A real popcorn-muncher. I'm ready for them to release "Machete Kills... Again!" any day now. Yep.... Any day now....
positive · AI labelView post →I totally forgot Elon Musk was in Machete Kills. Of course, I didn't know who he was then, but now it ruins the whole movie.
negative · AI labelView post →Time for some high tier B-movie. Time for... Machete Kills!
positive · AI labelView post →I saw a movie where there was a Republican running for office on a campaign of anti-immigration and the promise to build a wall. His campaign arranged for a fake assassination attempt to boost his numbers. The film was called “Machete.” Coincidentally, Elon appears in the sequel “Machete Kills.”
neutral · AI labelView post →“Machete Kills” The only redeeming moment on that film was Lady Gaga though…
neutral · AI labelView post →where is my Machete Kills Again … In Space movie???!!!!
neutral · AI labelView post →It’s a shame we will probably never get to see the third film in the series that they teased: “Machete Kills… In Space”. Followed on LB. I’m Lawbat.
neutral · AI labelView post →We are living in the future of hilarious D-movie Machete Kills
neutral · AI labelView post →Machete Kills is such a fucking awesome movie! I wish we get a third one.
positive · AI labelView post →The (movie) Machete Kills 1080p (iTunes)(US) $4.99 (Thriller) (iMDB) 5.9 Cast: Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara
neutral · AI labelView post →The (movie) Machete Kills 1080p (iTunes)(US) $4.99 (Thriller) (iMDB) 5.9 Cast: Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara
neutral · AI labelView post →Movie Poster 🎬 Machete Kills (2013) 🤘🏻 Alexa Vega (Killjoy) ✨️
neutral · AI labelView post →Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18. Machete Kills.
neutral · AI labelView post →It's a shame he had to go and ruin Machete Kills with his cameo, a movie which is otherwise completely unproblematic.
neutral · AI labelView post →From: blenderdumbass . org As I observed 2 hours ago in my review of Machete, the first film is about US politics of 2025. The second movie Machete Kills is something else entirely. If the first film is a semi-parody of exploitation films. This one is a full on spoof comedy, parodying not just exploitation films, but other things too. By the end of the film, the bullshit is so absurd, that you... Read: https://blenderdumbass.org/reviews/machete_kills_2013_is_trying_to_beat_spaceballs…
neutral · AI labelView post →I’m watching Machete Kills and when Michelle Rodriguez says, “Takes a bitch to make a bitch. And I smell fish taco.” I about died from laughing. This movie is perfect. 📺
positive · AI labelView post →Movie Poster 🎬 Machete Kills (2013) 🤘🏻 Alexa Vega (Killjoy) ✨️
neutral · AI labelView post →This looks like the casting call for villains for "Machete" or "Machete Kills" starring Danny Trejo.
neutral · AI labelView post →Watching Machete Kills for the first time since 2013. Lot of this movie I did not remember.
neutral · AI labelView post →www.theguardian.com/media/2025/m... : When I saw "Machete Kills" (around 2014), it was 41 minutes of adverts for a 100 minute film!
neutral · AI labelView post →🎬✨ Just finished watching an incredible Lady Gaga movie marathon featuring #HouseOfGucci and #MacheteKills! 🎥✨ Who else is blown away by her talent and versatility? 🙌 Drop your favorite Lady Gaga movie moments in the comments! 🎶❤️ #LadyGaga
neutral · AI labelView post →I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made…
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