Scary Movie 5 (2013) poster
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FilmPG-132013

Scary Movie 5

Comedy

Directed by Malcolm D. Lee

Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon. From TMDB

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Scary Movie 5 is a 2013 comedy film, directed by Malcolm D. Lee, starring Ashley French, Simon Rex and Gracie Whitton.

  • 93 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Lemmy, TMDB reviews, Mastodon
  • posts span Oct 17, 2023 to Oct 31, 2026

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  • Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 4, 2026

    I can tell you where this trap leads, because it is what happened on Scary Movie 5, where they did massive reshoots to try and parody Mama, which came out after principal photography as a Paranormal Activity spoof. It went terribly. They even threw in an Evil Dead 2013 bit based on the *trailer*.

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  • Marquis The Honey Bear @marquis.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 6, 2026

    Seated for Scary Movie 5

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  • 🎃 ƚԋҽ ԋαυɳƚιɳɠ σϝ Aʅҽx˚Jҽɾι⛦ @mobiusstrip8.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 28, 2026

    Scary Movie 5 |2013 www.imdb.com/title/tt0795461 #NowWatching #filmsky ·a couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. with the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon·

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  • NikoMcGoat 🐐🔔🐙 @nikomcgoat.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 26, 2026

    I honestly have felt this way for the last couple of years. I feel like some people are just kinda blind to us. Like we don't exist. Then the one representation that we get in big media, we were literally the butt of the joke for 70% of the movie until they were murdered. (Scary Movie 5) It's..

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  • Catherine (She/Her) @catherinedoh13.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 5, 2026

    I’ll never get the time back after watching Scary Movie 5 #Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

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  • Dagwood222 @[email protected]Lemmy · Jun 24, 2024

    My hat's off to Lindsay if she's finally gotten her act together. Cringiest thing I ever saw was her and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5

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  • t3h_dow @t3hdow.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 4, 2026

    Scary Movie 5 showed up a decade after 4 and then quickly disappeared. I mildly chuckled at the SM5 trailer when Honey Boo Boo appeared as a monster, but that's all I can remember.

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  • BeigeAgenda @[email protected]Lemmy · May 20, 2025

    A scene from Scary Movie 5

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  • The Mutant Fam @themutantfam.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 25, 2025

    Rachel Carter aka Julie Miller was additional crew on the Blair Witch Project as was Joe Solari an upcoming Hell Pig. He also crewed on Scary Movie 5 #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Splatterween Chris/ @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social

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  • David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 8, 2025

    After Robocop 2 I really need a palette cleanser. I might try Scary Movie 5.

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  • wrated.bsky.social @wrated.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 3, 2026

    We were so excited to join a screening of Scary Movie last night courtesy of Paramount Pictures. While we can’t quite tell you all about the film yet as Ghostface might get us, our episode on Scary Movie 5 (ft Matt from @ispauldanook.bsky.social) is out now - available all on all good podcast apps.

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  • Chris will ramble about movies @outtothemovies.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 13, 2026

    #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched: • The husband’s arms are the only part of The Handmaid that held me • Sorry Baby is my favorite film of 2025. Naomi Ackie, John Carroll Lynch ❤️ • The Love That Remains offers quirk and beauty for Icelandic family drama • Scary Movie 5 was a slog #FilmSky

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  • Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 30, 2023

    To put American adult universal suffrage into perspective, in 1965, Charlie Sheen was born and by 2013, he'd already been fired from Two and a Half Men and was doing cameos in Scary Movie 5.

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  • MizfitMathew @mizfitmathew.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 6, 2026

    Works done, time for a movie! Tonight's randomly selected movie is... Nice, now I will be all caught up for the new one! Scary Movie 5, 2013

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  • Tristan Gray @eidyngray.scotBluesky · Mar 2, 2026

    So Scary Movie 5 is just a Republican wet dream feature complete with pronoun jokes and mocking the idea Republicans are racist. Cool, cool cool cool... I remember when it was about making fun of horror movies. Maybe makes sense for people who've not made anything at all in nearly 20 years.

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  • Dre @tuxedomaskedrider.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 16, 2024

    10 movies to get to know me: 1. Man of Steel 2. Batman v Superman 3. Speed Racer 4. Scary Movie 5. Digimon the Movie 6. The Incredibles 7. Inception 8. X-Men: Days of Future Past 9. One Piece: Stampede 10. Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

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  • Dicey "OPEN FOR BUSINESS" June @diceyjune.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 17, 2026

    oh yeah yeah. i get ya. its just that. its such a shame that its come to that. comparing the two. its like saying The Naked Gun is a parody movie. and so is Scary Movie 5. and thus comparable. yes comparable, in the strictest of sense... but not really comparable.

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  • KMFDM A Drug Against War @kmfdm97.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 2, 2026

    #Horror365Challenge 282/365 Title: Scary Movie 5 (2013) Streaming: #ParamountPlus Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #MutantFam #HorrorCommunity

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  • Michael the Comic Nerd @mtcnreviews.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 29, 2026

    I want to start a petition to force every YouTuber who claims that "[insert popular movie here] is the worst thing I've ever seen!" to marathon Scary Movie 5, Movie 43, and Sia's Music so they can finally see what "worst" ACTUALLY means

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  • Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 2, 2026

    was funny watching it with a fairly young seeming audience and wondering what they made of the trailers for geriatric millennial shit like Scary Movie 5 and Jackass: Best and Last

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  • Shin Bam Margera (Comms OPEN!!!) @dragondunk.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 17, 2026

    Your boss sounds like an unfunny Scary Movie 5 bit given flesh and sentience

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  • Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.socialBluesky · Jan 21, 2026

    Hot Tub Time Machine and Scary Movie 5, books

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  • Flare Spark @therealsparky.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 8, 2025

    Scary Movie 5 follows a couple, Jody and Dan, who begin experiencing strange and spooky events after taking in their two young nieces and nephews found in the woods. The film spoofs horror films like Paranormal Activity and Mama, as well as The Evil Dead, Inception, Black Swan and Planet of the Apes

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  • johannes, snoot booper 🎨 💖💜💙 @yc99.eurosky.socialBluesky · Aug 17, 2026

    Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: Star Wars Holiday Special Evil Dead II Superman IV Spaceballs Super Mario Bros.: The Movie Batman & Robin Catwoman Scary Movie 5 The Cat in the Hat Mars Needs Moms Bohemian Rhapsody Cats Wonder Woman 1984 The Flash

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  • blitzo's suit (hermit era) @wholetthemonst1.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 8, 2026

    ... to fill out the shoes left in the wake of 'Scary Movie 5' (not to be confused with 'Scary Video 5'), it made more sense to go back to the franchise that was a certified money-back guarantee (in that you would ask for a refund the moment you realized it was going to bomb).

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  • Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 5, 2026

    Oh this will go over great 2000 AD: Scary Movie comes out 2003 AD: Scary Movie 3 comes out, beginning an age where nobody laughs at Scary Movie series for a full decade 2013 AD: Scary Movie 5, series hiatus for thirteen years 2026 AD: Scary Movie 6, THIS time it'll be funny we promise

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  • Dude Diligence @dudediligence77.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 15, 2025

    I'm sure he was in it for the love of comedy when he wrote Scary Movie 5.

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  • Rhys, usurpable prince 🔜 Furpoc 2026 @rhyslion.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 17, 2023

    The biggest problem with Scary Movie 5 is that Brenda wasn't in it There are a LOT of other problems with it but the lack of Brenda is the biggest blow

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  • Travis Fazekas @travisfazekas.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 23, 2026

    #NowReWatching Scary Movie 5 (2013)

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  • NicholasAHanley🇵🇦🇯🇲 @nicholasahanley.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 7, 2026

    Scary Movie Franchise ranking score by ME😌 Scary Movie: 95% Scary Movie 2: 97% Scary Movie 3: 34% Scary Movie 4: 7% Scary Movie 5: 12% Scary Movie 6: 92% Do you agree?👀

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  • The Flylix (you get transporter-blended with a plural person) @felixforrester.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 5, 2026

    we need to normalize yelling at our dipshit bigot parents. did it solve my family issues? not really, but also my parents aren't making Scary Movie 5 featuring *guh* this shit

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  • Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 4, 2026

    Release the original Malcolm D. Lee cut of SCARY MOVIE 5! Or....don't.

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  • skeLYTor @lytrules.substack.comBluesky · Jun 4, 2026

    I had completely blanked on Scary Movie 5 existing. No Anna Faris, just Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex doing a parody of Mama, apparently.

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  • Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.socialBluesky · May 7, 2026

    I watched Scary Movie 5 just a few days ago. Not one laugh. It starts with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan making fun of their personas, with no connection to anything.

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  • Cay @fruitcayke.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 25, 2026

    This may be delusional but I like to think of the title as a nod to two things Scream V just being called Scream Scary Movie 5 being lowkey erased, not having any OG cast

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  • BoxOfficeReport.com @boxofficereport.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 22, 2026

    Daily Top 5 Films on Paramount+ at the end of Friday, March 20, 2026 1. The Running Man (2025) 2. Roofman 3. Top Gun: Maverick 4. Scary Movie 5. 21 Jump Street #TheRunningMan #ParamountPlus

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  • Frank O. Money @frank-o-money.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 3, 2026

    There was a Scary Movie 5?

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  • gramp @grahamputation.bsky.socialBluesky · Feb 27, 2026

    I don’t mean to stir up any early morning controversy, but: Scary Movie 2 Scary Movie 3 Scary Movie Scary Movie 4 Scary Movie 5 In that order. Just one man’s opinion.

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  • Winter @caninesinzone.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 1, 2025

    Age verification? My high school cleared a few movies at the local cinema for us to watch after senior prom. Iron Man 3 was deemed too inappropriate for us, but we were allowed to see Scary Movie 5.

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  • Kensukete @kensukete.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 29, 2025

    Yall dogging in the MH movie when clearly the worst is RE: The Final Chapter **worst movie ever is Scary Movie 5

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  • Anthony Minigun5 @amg5.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 10, 2024

    Scary Movie 5 & Bambi the Cat (2013/2024) I only put this movie on as background noise while I watched over a new kitten mom got. She named him Bambi. Movie was okay...I only remember it for the Black Swan parody (if ya know that movie, you know why it was parodied) 4/10 for 5, 10/10 for Bambi

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001 @[email protected]Lemmy · Feb 20, 2024

    Superhero movie (2008) Movie 43 (2013) Scary Movie 5 (2013) The Starving Games {2013(highly recommend)}

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  • Laura Falco @falcol.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 7, 2026

    After watching all of them here is the definitive ranking of the Scary Movies 1. Scary Movie 3 2. Scary Movie 2 3. Scary Movie 1 4. Scary Movie 4 5. Scary Movie 5 6. Scary Movie 6 Honestly 5 and 6 are interchangeable

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  • Dan Owen @danowen.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 25, 2026

    I hope SPACEBALLS 2 isn’t a SCARY MOVIE 5 case of the marketing team having a whale of a time, with the nostalgia and goodwill hyping things up amongst the middle-aged, only for the actual film to be bad.

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  • Travis Fazekas @travisfazekas.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 23, 2026

    Scary Movie 5 (2013): i rewatched it that's all i have to say

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  • Eric Bolkart @pseudopearl.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 17, 2026

    Scary Movie 5. God awful movie

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  • Steve Calderon @stevecalderon85.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 26, 2026

    Greg Alba and Jackie Bonsignore continue watching the #ScaryMovie franchise in order with #ScaryMovie5 on the @reelrejects.bsky.social channel, the 2013 parody sequel that swaps in #AshleyTisdale, brings back #CharlieSheen for one wild opening scene with #LindsayLohan. youtu.be/Q_5rtYk_hBk?...

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  • Jaymwaz @jaymwaz.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 20, 2026

    Trying to go see The Furious, one showtime at my local AMC at 10pm. But Scary Movie 5 gets 6 showings a day? Now I have to go 25 minutes across town just to see an afternoon showing that is almost completely full. First world problems. #TheFurious

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  • Ryan L(unch)P(osting) @rlnotstine.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 19, 2026

    I’m thinking Mac Miller from Scary Movie 5

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  • Krazy Kopter @krazykopter.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 12, 2026

    I have some doubt unfortunately, if the success of Scary Movie 5 and the like are any indication. They won't feel any pain, at least not in the short term.

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  • Michael Chow @pluechow.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 10, 2026

    It’s a “Rebootiquel” y’all! It’s eons more enjoyable than whatever Scary Movie 5 was and while it can be easy to hate on the film for its cheap gags and faults, it’s easier to just sit back and enjoy a good time. A puff or two with Shorty might make it go smoother. #ScaryMovie boxd.it/eEJN1p

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  • Flickle 🎬 @flickle.ioBluesky · Jun 10, 2026

    The critics gave Scary Movie 5 a brutal 24%. 😳 But audiences scored it nearly 3x higher at 68%. Who's right? 🍅🍿👇 #ScaryMovie5 #Movies #FilmCommunity #MovieNews

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  • Wall Of Sound @wallofsoundau.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 4, 2026

    "I feel obligated to say this was one of the worst "comedies" I've had the displeasure of watching, but at least it wasn't as woeful as Scary Movie 5... not that that comparison means anything." What went wrong with SCARY MOVIE? www.wallofsoundau.com/reviews/scar...

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  • Afterglow @afterglow2046.bsky.socialBluesky · May 26, 2026

    I also keep forgetting there was already a Scary Movie 5 I think it was the one that both tried to parody Paranormal Activity and revive Charlie Sheen’s career after the Tiger blood thing.

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  • ComingSoon.net [Unofficial] @[email protected]Mastodon · May 19, 2026

    Scary Movie 6 Box Office Predictions Reveal How It Could Compare to Scary Movie 5 https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.comingsoon.net/movies/features/2135498-scary-movie-6-box-office-predictions-high-wayans-brothers-tracking

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  • Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.socialBluesky · May 11, 2026

    He was much better in Scary Movie 5

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  • David B Hobbs @deebeehobbs.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 30, 2026

    could it be Scary Movie 5

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  • BoxOfficeReport.com @boxofficereport.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 23, 2026

    Daily Top 5 Films on Paramount+ at the end of Saturday, March 21, 2026 1. The Running Man (2025) 2. Roofman 3. Top Gun: Maverick 4. Scary Movie 5. Regretting You #TheRunningMan #ParamountPlus

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  • BoxOfficeReport.com @boxofficereport.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 17, 2026

    Daily Top 5 Films on Paramount+ at the end of Monday, March 16, 2026 1. The Running Man (2025) 2. Roofman 3. Due Justice 4. Scary Movie 5. Top Gun: Maverick #TheRunningMan #ParamountPlus

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  • Joog @whiteracesavior.bsky.socialBluesky · Feb 27, 2026

    Scary Movie 5 is the most horrific movie I've ever seen in my life

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