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FilmPG-132008

The Love Guru

ComedyRomance

Directed by Marco Schnabel

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup. From TMDB

90 reactions from 2 sources (Bluesky, Mastodon) · newest Nov 2, 2026 · last updated Nov 2, 2026 · How this works

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The Love Guru is a 2008 comedy romance film, directed by Marco Schnabel, starring Mike Myers, Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake.

  • 77 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Mastodon
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  • Philip Charles Spires @machinegunphilly.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 12, 2026

    The Love Guru is the closest thing to a film Trainwreckord I can think of. The last thing I recall seeing him in a movie was his HORRIBLE cameo in Inglorious Basterds.

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  • SleepaKaye Camp @kaye.zoneBluesky · Jan 2, 2024

    Nothing in life will be greater than when my stepdad put on a DVD he burned of “The Love Guru” but some kind of encoding error had randomly intercut that movie with scenes from Charles Bronson’s “Death Wish”.

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  • AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 26, 2025

    So like if we’re just counting his big starring roles…it’s Austin Powers, Shrek, Wayne’s World, Cat in the Hat, The Love Guru, and Axe Murderer. He WROTE every Austin Powers and Wayne’s World. The only other movie he wrote being…the Love Guru, okay I get the disappointment now.

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  • I See You, Patient Zer(Aidan) ❤️‍🔥 @metalreputationfan.swifties.socialBluesky · Feb 24, 2025

    Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters. I’ll admit, this wasn’t my favourite movie to watch, but thankfully it’s not as bad as The Love Guru lol

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  • clay 🪴 @claypot.blueBluesky · Jun 16, 2026

    95. The Love Guru 🎥 | 1️⃣ ok yeah that's a career-ending movie 2 / 10

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  • Dollop of 'Ween 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.socialBluesky · May 30, 2026

    Ah, that episode the episode's writer, Michael De Luca, was mostly a film producer, and has produced some truly stinky films like the Nic Cage Ghost Rider film and The Love Guru, aka the horribly racist movie that annihilated Mike Myers' career

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  • Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 3, 2025

    The Love Guru what a classic film

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  • DrDubz @nuclearhog.farmBluesky · Jul 23, 2026

    I can't believe I missed out on the hit movie film The Love Guru starring Mike Myers (RIP) tearing apart my friend group.

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  • Brian 🇨🇦 Your Friendly Neighborhood Canadian @heslimedme.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 14, 2025

    Name a movie a lot of people hate, but that you love and defend. The Love Guru. Its Mike Myers doing Mike Myers stuff and the Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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  • Robby Lerman @rbrett.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 18, 2024

    This Oscar-winning film starring Mike Myers is finally being added to the Criterion Collection. What a blessing! Let’s pray The Love Guru is next.

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  • 🍁Jaded🍁 @mtpromises.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 8, 2026

    It's the dumbest movie, and yet I laugh my ass off every single time I watch it...The Love Guru. I believe it even won Raspberry awards for worst picture, actor, and screenplay. LOL

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  • That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.socialBluesky · May 16, 2025

    They should make a "Halloween" movie but instead of the plodding horror of Michael Myers, it's Mike Myers and he's promoting "The Love Guru 2"

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  • DKinGB @douginash.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 15, 2025

    The Love Guru. I actually got angry with the movie for its idiocy and laziness. A lot of people think it wrecked Mike Myers career. I'm one of them.

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  • Noah S. McKinnon (the S is for scary) 🇵🇷🇨🇺 @nsmckinnon.latinsky.appBluesky · Feb 3, 2024

    My barber—yes, the guy who can’t pronounce “Fredo” correctly: - loves Chris Pratt’s Mario - seems legitimately mad they haven’t made another Austin Powers movie - thinks the Love Guru was one of the funniest movies of all time

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  • Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.socialBluesky · Dec 15, 2023

    FWIW, my sitar teacher also taught Mike Myers how to play for the 2008 movie "The Love Guru." The former told me that Myers was a natural and had a great capacity to learn and to retain instrumentation training. I've never got around to actually watching that movie, though.

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  • King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪 @industrialpet.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 24, 2023

    You "worst film" guys don't know you were born, I saw The Love Guru AND Employee Of The Month at the cinema. Dogshit both of them.

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  • a mollified skeleton 🏳️‍⚧️🐀 @tootallgirl.comBluesky · Oct 30, 2025

    30. The Love Guru is a 2008 romantic comedy film directed by Marco Schnabel in his directorial debut. It was written and produced by Mike Myers. The film follows Pitka, a guru who is tasked with revitalizing the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. Myers came up with the concept of a Guru character in t

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  • Racial Dolezal @sircoach.blacksky.appBluesky · Feb 27, 2025

    Movie I'll never rewatch because 🗑️👎🏿: The Love Guru (2008) Movie I'll never rewatch because 😢😠: Fruitvale Station (2013)

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  • Gabriel Hardman @gabrielhardman.bsky.socialBluesky · Feb 21, 2024

    I don’t know why I listened to the Love Guru episode of Blank Check. I’ve never seen the movie but the trauma of those weeks in Toronto lives on.

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  • Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 2, 2026

    I know The Love Guru is a generally hated movie but it has two notable bright spots: 1. Jim Gaffigan and Stephen Colbert as the hockey announcers 2. John Oliver playing a character named Dick Pants

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  • Metal Muumuu @prajmetal.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 11, 2026

    Schitt's Creek: (discussing horror movies) "My boyfriend took me to a Michael Myers movie and I never recovered" "Not the Love Guru??" Omg the writing.

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  • Madeleine Blair • Sex Worker Writes @madeleineblair.bsky.socialBluesky · Jan 13, 2026

    Found The Love Guru thrifting this weekend; $1. My friend & I watched it last night. My god, what an experience. I admit, I immediately started it from the beginning & fell asleep to it (what’s wrong w/ me, idfk). Is it SO bad, the glimmers of good seem genius? Like a shitty high school poem? Help!!

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  • Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 18, 2024

    Hmm… “Wayne’s World”? Oh wow, it’s like The Master of Disguise and The Love Guru made a movie together! Freaking epic

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  • bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 27, 2026

    #Splatterday Krishna looks like a cross between Emo Philips and the Love Guru. That's what makes this a horror film.

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  • Joe "I'm a Zeppo Marxist" Bacon @josephebacon.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 17, 2026

    I'm a RAZZIE member. Saw so many bad movies but the absolute worst movie I ever watched in a theater was Jack and Jill--the only movie that grand slammed all the RAZZIES at our 2012 ceremonies.Honorable DIS-Mentions are The Love Guru, Dirty Love, Shanghai Surprise and Superman IV.

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  • Mango @mango61.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 28, 2026

    I had a friend convince that this movie was good and it was literally one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen I'd rather Mike Myer's the Love Guru again over watching that

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  • Confidence🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @confidence.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 4, 2026

    "Oh monkeys paw, I wish for a movie with no transmisogyny" A single finger on the monkeys paw curls A DVD copy of the 2008 sport/comedy 'The Love Guru' with Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, and Justin Timberlake is mysteriously delivered to my door.

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  • Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 20, 2025

    Okay so when I saw this movie I had to chaperone two other Christian teens on a date that made me sit in the middle while they trembled with desire for each other. All while we watched The Love Guru. It was the worst day of my life.

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  • Upper Deck 1990 @upperdeck1990.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 6, 2025

    45 - Rob Blake Blake played defence 20 years for 3 teams. He was a 7x All-Star, and even though he spent most of his time as a King, 3 of those All-Star years were with the Avalanche where he also won the Cup in ‘00-‘01. He appeared in the Mike Myers movie The Love Guru (‘08).

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  • Robert the Battletoad @robertbattletoad.bsky.socialBluesky · Dec 28, 2024

    I wouldn't mind a fourth Austin Powers movie. Especially after whatever the hell The Love Guru was.

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  • THitup Gaming @thitupgaming.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 12, 2024

    Anybody remember the movie The Love Guru? What the fuck was going on there huh? We just let Mike Myers do that?

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  • Stan Miller @milbo11.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 16, 2026

    Now, some would say The Love Guru is the worst Paramount film ever but I think it’s 1961’s Konga. www.imdb.com/title/tt0811...

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  • Chuck @chuckolalala.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 17, 2026

    I just watched The Love Guru for the first time (late to the party) and didn’t realize the title character is has no arc and the movie is about ice hockey.

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  • Steven Santana @number8axel.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 9, 2026

    Time to talk about The Drama! There was a lot to chew on here but first @benverschoor.bsky.social and I have to barrel through The Love Guru, a weak tearjerker, and a space film that is the tonal opposite of this year's darling. miseenscreen.libsyn.com/episode-39-t...

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  • Laura @siggysacll.bsky.socialBluesky · Jan 30, 2026

    If you watch the Love Guru Movie - that’s a joke in there - But not exactly explained 😂

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  • two12green.bsky.social @two12green.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 27, 2025

    Other than Btent Spiner being buried in yet another God awful film he tried to escape with his dignity... WTF would anyone see in Master of Disquise??? I rather try to sit through The Love Guru. At least you can enjoy watching Myers destroy his career.

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  • Steamy Stephenson 🔞 @steamystephenson.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 24, 2025

    The film was released on my 6th birthday,...and I was there for the premiere. What a way to celebrate myself being old enough to enter my first numbered school grade. Better this than The Love Guru, I guess (man - 2008 was a lousy year for Summer comedies, huh?).

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  • SteamBoat Wendigo @steamboatwendigo.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 31, 2025

    Battlefield Earth (2000) Mario Brothers movie (the old one) Norbit (2007) The Love Guru (2008) Does anyone else have any other movies they can reccomend? I love cinema

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  • Problematic Mineshaft Gap @wirelessw.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 16, 2025

    I'm so glad The Love Guru killed Mike Meyers' career of "what if I just spend an entire movie doing bits that aren't that good"

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  • Trembling With Indignation @radicalasreality.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 8, 2025

    He did appear in the Love Guru, so maybe being remembered for a mediocre Hollywood film instead of Gandhi isn't the worst timeline.

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  • I See You, Patient Zer(Aidan) ❤️‍🔥 @metalreputationfan.swifties.socialBluesky · Jul 19, 2025

    I respect your honesty, but even as a young kid i was not a big fan of it... Though no movie of Mike Myers was anywhere near as worse as The Love Guru...

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  • Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 17, 2025

    What? You actually bought the message from the guy whose last feature film was THE LOVE GURU?

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  • Evane @evane.bsky.socialBluesky · May 3, 2025

    Jack and Jill (2011) - 2/10 About as bad and unfunny as The Love Guru, except there's some silver lining in watching Al Pacino playing very seriously such a weird role in such a terrible film. If you've watched this you'll know the real villain is Katie Holmes' enabling behaviour towards Jill.

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  • Evane @evane.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 28, 2025

    The Love Guru (2008) - 1/10 A pathetic attempt at comedy, a gigantic excuse for making a paycheck film that is incredibly unfunny and offensive for many reasons. One random good laugh still doesn't make this movie worthy of a watch.

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  • vl106soup.bsky.social @vl106soup.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 5, 2025

    Basically how I would have done it is that the reason why Gum taken over is because Nibblet from the Korn episode of South Park would have created his own sequel to The Love Guru (my least favorite film) to get me to declare that all entertainment dead

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  • I H8 Critics Movie Review Podcast @ih8critics.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 4, 2025

    Hey @allisonpregler.bsky.social I think you and Phelan have stumbled on a new bad movie genre, the awful non-SNL movies of former SNL stars. With Master of Disguise and Cat in the Hat. I’m hoping you and Phelan will do The Love Guru next. Love Movie Nights.

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  • vl106soup.bsky.social @vl106soup.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 25, 2025

    Why have I not watched any Shrek or Austin Powers movies but I have watched The Love Guru and The Cat in the Hat movie

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  • Actual Unseelie @sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.socialBluesky · Feb 23, 2025

    It lives rent-free in my head along with The Love Guru and Jumper thanks to my movie theater job as a kid.

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  • johnbdugan.bsky.social @johnbdugan.bsky.socialBluesky · Jan 3, 2024

    LaSalle had so many bangers. He gave 4 stars to Click (the Sandler movie), Norbit, and The Love Guru

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  • Just Another Film Nerd @anotherfilmnerd.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 26, 2023

    Never saw The Love Guru. It is now on a local streaming service. While I still haven’t seen it, I can confirm I was officially today years old when I learned that respected HBO Host John Oliver appears in said film portraying the role of ‘Dick Pants’

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  • DeRazzled @derazzledpod.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 1, 2023

    Never forget that it can sometimes be cheaper to get a physical copy of a movie than to digitally rent one. Case in point: we got a DVD copy of The Love Guru for $1 instead of renting it for $3.99. Season 3 prep continues.

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  • David Fleischer @fleischmarket.bsky.socialBluesky · Sep 29, 2026

    The closest the #leafs have come to winning the Stanley Cup since 1967, was in Mike Myers' hugely disappointing THE LOVE GURU. But hope springs eternal so as a new season dawns, Reviving Reel Toronto looks back on how the movie used the city's locations. davidfleischer.substack.com/p/where-the-...

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  • The Neo-Isomorphism Podcast @neoisomorphism.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 13, 2026

    The Neo-Isomorphism Podcast: EPISODE 031 is now live. We discuss: The Love Guru (2008). Cube's boss is in this movie. When asked for comment, their response was "don't watch it." youtube.com/watch?v=aCaUPQH7Hnc open.spotify.com/episode/2RynL1H7MCk8HW5kcnurjW

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  • Greg @gregmacdnld.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 30, 2026

    It’s the administrative version of Mark Myers getting carte blanche to make a movie. While the Love Guru was bad it didn’t have any horrible real life consequences.

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  • two12green.bsky.social @two12green.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 28, 2026

    Ben Kingsley was in "The Love Guru" and a Uwe Boll film. Strike him from that list.

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  • DrDubz @nuclearhog.farmBluesky · Jul 23, 2026

    nah he died after filming the movie film The Love Guru

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  • Joe "I'm a Zeppo Marxist" Bacon @josephebacon.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 17, 2026

    I'm a RAZZIE member. Saw so many bad movies but the absolute worst movie I ever watched in a theater was Jack and Jill--the only movie that grand slammed all the RAZZIES at our 2012 ceremonies.Honorable DIS-Mentions are The Love Guru, Dirty Love, Shanghai Surprise and Superman IV.

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  • Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 6, 2026

    Wait, Ben Kingsley is in that Young Washington movie? Damn, he must be struggling financially if he agreed to appear in this dreck. But then again, he was also in The Love Guru and BloodRayne, so maybe he's just really terrible when it comes to picking good scripts.

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  • Danny London @dannylondon.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 7, 2026

    Right now I'm watching The Love Guru and I'm 30 minutes in. Is this the worst Mike Myers film?

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  • Movies • TV Shows & Physical Bluray Media 🍿 @movies-on-sale.bsky.socialBluesky · May 6, 2026

    The (movie) The Love Guru 1080p (iTunes)(UK) £2.99 (Comedy) (iMDB) 4.1 Cast: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili

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