

The Retirement Plan
Directed by Tim Brown
When Ashley and her young daughter Sarah get caught up in a criminal enterprise that puts their lives at risk, she turns to the only person who can help: her estranged father Matt, currently living the life of a retired beach bum in the Cayman Islands. Their reunion is fleeting as they are soon tracked down on the island by crime boss Donnie and his lieutenant Bobo. As Ashley, Sarah, and Matt become entangled in an… From TMDB
35 reactions from 2 sources (Bluesky, Mastodon) · newest Oct 16, 2026 · last updated Oct 16, 2026 · How this works
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The Retirement Plan is a 2023 action comedy crime film, directed by Tim Brown, starring Nicolas Cage, Ashley Greene and Thalia Campbell.
- 34 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Mastodon
- posts span Jul 12, 2023 to Oct 16, 2026
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35 of 35 · most liked firstAnother new Nicolas Cage movie, another update to The Cage Gauge! With the addition of The Retirement Plan, my ecosystem of glorious Cageiness, ranking all his films, hits 103 entries
neutral · AI labelView post →NEW! • Domhnall photographed for DIFF 2025! He will be featured in the 'RETIREMENT PLAN' short film this year.
neutral · AI labelView post →Wishing the best of luck to the 'RETIREMENT PLAN' crew on their huge night tonight at the Oscars, who are up for ‘Best Animated Short Film’! We’re all rooting for you! 💛
neutral · AI labelView post →Tonights Movie: the ironically titled THE RETIREMENT PLAN, because this is definitely a Nic Cage just for the paycheck film… On the bright side not one single braincell was used to watch it.
negative · AI labelView post →If u missed the unbearable weight of massive talent thats a pretty fun movie. The Retirement Plan is like a nothing movie but fun enough and it's crazy u likely you'd miss it, but face//off is in fact an incredibly fun movie
neutral · AI labelView post →Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: The Retirement Plan for Tax Purposes
neutral · AI labelView post →Last nights movie was The Retirement Plan with Nicolas Cage. Very much enjoyed it ❤️
positive · AI labelView post →just watched The Retirement Plan, it's got Nicolas Cage and Ron Pearlman so what could go wrong, well quite a bit actually; it feels really cheap, a stop-gap for all concerned - the plot is fine but gets convoluted, the action is fine but it takes a third of the film to get going, 2 out of 5 📽🎥
negative · AI labelView post →The Retirement Plan (2023) An action B-movie w/ some janky special effects about a retired assassin who has to save his daughter & granddaughter from some Bad Dudes. However, it’s elevated by some genuinely funny moments & a few surprisingly heartwarming ones. 1/ 🧵 #movies #moviesky
neutral · AI labelView post →Nicolas Cage is a retired Hit Man in the trailer for The Retirement Plan. Watch it here https://bit.ly/43neE8b #NicolasCage #TheRetirementPlan #AshleyGreene #RonPerlman #ErnieHudson #JackieEarleHaley
neutral · AI labelView post →Exploring This Year’s Oscar-Nominated Shorts: Animated www.filminquiry.com/oscar-nomina... via @filminquiry after finally screening each of these this week, i agree with much of this. though, i think The Retirement Plan has the edge. really good one
positive · AI labelView post →The Retirement Plan isn't funny enough to be a comedy and too bland as an action film. Nicolas Cage isn't good or unhinged, and Jackie Earle Haley just screams 90s mobster cliches. It's just ... bleh. Full Review: 📽️ FilmSky
negative · AI labelView post →Going into a movie theater with no prior knowledge of what I’m seeing and taking a chance with The Retirement Plan with Nick Cage. This is what the A-list membership is for
neutral · AI labelView post →You ever see a movie so bad that you hope you're not recognized coming out of the theater? Nic Cage is a weakness of mine. This is one of his bad ones... like redbox direct to video bad. My ½★ review of The Retirement Plan on Letterboxd boxd.it/4QSqQZ
negative · AI labelView post →New - Asian-Canadian coming-of-age film GOLDEN DELICIOUS, Nicolas Cage in THE RETIREMENT PLAN, Kenneth Branagh's Poirot investigates A HAUNTING IN VENICE, more! Opening this week in Toronto: letterboxd.com/torontoplex/... #toOpening
neutral · AI labelView post →I will not be elaborating on this aside from saying that Dream Scenario and The Retirement Plan are actually the same movie.
neutral · AI labelView post →Film financier William Santor 50, best known for bringing Hollywood titles such as The Baker (2022) and The Retirement Plan (2023) to his adopted home of the Cayman Islands, died on December 28, death confirmed by the Royal Cayman Islands Police Service in multiple local media reports. 😢
neutral · AI labelView post →William Santor Dies: Film Financier Who Backed ‘The Retirement Plan’ & ‘The Little Hours’ Found Unresponsive At Cayman Islands Home deadline.com/2025/01/will...
neutral · AI labelView post →The Retirement Plan (2023) This was an experience. It's kinda hard to explain the way I felt about this movie, I enjoyed it, but it's kinda strange and needs to be seen and analyzed by people on their own I think
neutral · AI labelView post →Watching The Retirement Plan with Nic Cage and this might be my fav early 90’s Cinemax action film ever.
positive · AI labelView post →Now I’m watching The Retirement Plan. I was wrong. Nic Cage will still shift into Batshit Crazy no matter what the movie needs.
neutral · AI labelView post →Watched The Baker on Amazon yesterday not a bad movie, strong cast. However I thought the last 10 mins were a bit weak and rushed. Not sure of timings of both movies but the premise seemed similar to the recent nic cage movie The Retirement Plan.
neutral · AI labelView post →Watching The Retirement Plan. It is a really Really Really Really Bad movie.
negative · AI labelView post →THE RETIREMENT PLAN (2023) is the 4th of 6 Nicolas Cage movies this year. The 2nd of 4 since July. Nicolas Cage is magnificent in this cheap DTV action film. Ron Perlman & Thalia Campbell are great. Hudson, Greene & Haley are fine. The A plot works. The subplot is too obvious.
positive · AI labelView post →Nicolas Cage stars with Ron Perlman and Jackie Earle Haley in the new crime comedy #TheRetirementPlan which is out now courtesy of Signature Entertainment here are our thoughts on the film. blazingminds.co.uk/the-retireme...
neutral · AI labelView post →I just watched The Retirement Plan (2023) https://trakt.tv/movies/the-retirement-plan-2023 #TheRetirementPlan #trakt
neutral · AI labelView post →Available now on Digital Download, THE RETIREMENT PLAN is a film as half-hearted and artificial as Nicolas Cage's wig. www.thereviewingrodders.co.uk/2023/10/the-...
neutral · AI labelView post →Instead of my usual review haiku, I want to show you something super weird. I just watched two films - the new Nic Cage film THE RETIREMENT PLAN and a new Ron Pearlman movie called THE BAKER. Get ready for a wild ride:
neutral · AI labelView post →I'm at AMC for the new Nicolas Cage movie, THE RETIREMENT PLAN.
neutral · AI labelView post →This might be the most ridiculous Nicolas Cage film ever. And that’s saying something. The Retirement Plan wants to be Elmore Leonard-like but fails miserably.
negative · AI labelView post →The Retirement Plan: a geezer teaser given a full theatrical release, the new Nic Cage movie halts the momentum the actor had with The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Renfield and instead gives the viewer a bunch of half-baked ideas that should work with excellent execution. (1/x)
negative · AI labelView post →This week on FanBolt I look at 12 new films coming out including #GranTurismoMovie, #BottomsMovie, Nic Cage in #TheRetirementPlan, #TheHill and Helen Mirren in #Golda:
neutral · AI labelView post →via @popgeeks The Retirement Plan, He ain’t no ordinary beach bum Grandpa https://popgeeks.com/the-retirement-plan-he-aint-no-ordinary-beach-bum-grandpa/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #Film #TheRetirementPlan #actionmovie #August5release
neutral · AI labelView post →Would watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Xc4qq-5Ww #NicolasCage #RonPerlman #ErnieHudson #TheRetirementPlan #Movies
neutral · AI labelView post →🚨 The highly anticipated Retirement Plan Red Band Trailer (2023) has dropped! 😱💥 #TheRetirementPlan #TrailerDrop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2id4iISElU
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