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Meet the Spartans
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FilmPG-132010
Vampires Suck
Directed by Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom. From TMDB
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Vampires Suck is a 2010 comedy fantasy film, directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, starring Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter and Chris Riggi.
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60 of 63 · most liked firstI was in middle and high school when all those shitty Epic Movie/Superhero Movie/Vampires Suck movies came out and it was really useful for telling which of your peers had any taste at all
neutral · AI labelView post →Disney+ has released a list of essential movies to watch before Avengers: DOOMSDAY Scary Movie 1-6 Date Movie Epic Movie Meet the Spartans Disaster Movie Vampires Suck The Starving Games Superfast!
neutral · AI labelView post →As a Twilight fan (it’s my favourite movie) why did I never watch Vampires Suck??? Dear lord hshshshshshshshs
positive · AI labelView post →I would have said “these movies will usually hit on like 1 thing where you have to laugh” but after watching Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans, Vampires Suck, Superfast and Date movie I know that is untrue
negative · AI labelView post →From what I can find this would be Spy Hard Scary Movie and sequels Date Movie Epic Movie Meet the Spartans Disaster Movie Vampires Suck The Starving Games Best Night Ever Superfast
neutral · AI labelView post →Last movie night of the month! We’re ending off with Vampires Suck 🧛🏻 Join us at 8pm UK time on my server for the stream! discord.gg/QcBtWFGk
neutral · AI labelView post →Twilight Saga Film Ranking: 1. New Moon 2. Twilight 3. Vampires Suck 4. Breaking Dawn pt 2 5. Breaking Dawn pt 1 6. Eclipse
positive · AI labelView post →I'm an old school viewer of this group; spill.com was the shit back in the day and I died laughing when they straight up phoned in a review of Vampires Suck to show how bad it was. If they're saying this on Scary Movie 6, it ain't worth it.
neutral · AI labelView post →when I was in junior high I thought Vampires Suck was the best movie ever lmfao
positive · AI labelView post →But generally speaking, the reason satires like Airplane! and [insert most of Mel Brooks' filmography here] has survived the test of time while the Scary Movie knockoffs & Vampires Suck haven't is bc of that love and respect for the source material they poke fun at.
neutral · AI labelView post →This film which was the first since Vampires Suck which was the highest-grossing film for Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer, thankfully flopped at the box office along with Best Night Ever and Superfast.
neutral · AI labelView post →Parody movies are such a lost art, and it's really unfortunate, I grew up on movies like Airplane and Scary Movie and Vampires Suck. They're fucking stupid, but that's all they need to be, we need that stupid silly energy every now and then
neutral · AI labelView post →I've never seen DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, VAMPIRES SUCK, MEET THE SPARTANS, or any of those spoof movies that are considered among the worst films that cinema has ever produced. Last night, out of sheer curiosity, I watched half an hour of THE STARVING GAMES. It's.....yes, it's pretty frickin' bad.
negative · AI labelView post →The one shot was for Vampires Suck, Disaster Movie was when Korey made up the rating on the spot.
neutral · AI labelView post →Today is International (1) Lazy Day S'mores Day Lion Day Shapewear day Vampires Suck film 16th anniversary Natural Curves appreciation day Connecticut Day Duran Duran Appreciation day Futurama That Darm Katz 16th anniversary Only Murders in the Building 5th anniversary
neutral · AI labelView post →especially since Scary Movie isn't just Scary Movie anymore too. Remember "Vampires Suck"? There's a ton of people doing those.
neutral · AI labelView post →He did also see Vampires Suck, but otherwise, yeah, outright said he was NOT interested in seeing any more of these kinds of movies. I imagine he would pop several blood vessels with Disaster Movie.
neutral · AI labelView post →Vampires Suck is virtually the same movie as the ones it's parodying 😂😂😂
neutral · AI labelView post →if you're talking about Vampires Suck, that movie single handedly made me despise parody movies
negative · AI labelView post →Nah. This is an early 2000’s style parody film like “Vampires Suck”. Where it tries to show a “I, Robot” style robot uprising, but the robots are so incompetent even toddlers are defeating them by slightly shoving.
neutral · AI labelView post →Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Vampires Suck for Tax Purposes
neutral · AI labelView post →Even "Vampires Suck"? I'm one of the single person that likes that movie 😂
positive · AI labelView post →Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18? I was gonna be sassy and say Vampires Suck (i have not seen it; purely on principle) but Tron: Legacy actually fits and i like that movie a LOT.
neutral · AI labelView post →Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer probably had one of the worst all time runs of movies from 2006 to 2010: Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampires Suck. Truly deplorable movies and pretty much killed the spoof movie genre after that.
negative · AI labelView post →Yep, and that's is what the parody "Vampires Suck" called the town in the movie!
neutral · AI labelView post →Watching Vampires Suck and Disaster Movie was bad news but it’s nothing compared to the Point Break remake
negative · AI labelView post →Those teeth reminds me of the movie Vampires Suck when they’re fighting that one vampire with the giant one fang in his mouth. 😂
neutral · AI labelView post →Honestly, aside from some good jokes and a slightly greater amount of unlikable moments, this movie is less-so infuriating like the last 2 movies, it’s more-so boring & forgettable. It’s to this ranking what Vampires Suck was to my Seltzerburg ranking in that way. 🧵19/36
neutral · AI labelView post →Lesson learned. Having seen neither movie still, I wonder if Vampires Suck or Breaking Wind Part 1 is the more painful watch.
neutral · AI labelView post →129.) COMPLETE - Vampires Suck (rewatch, unrated edition) Not good, but better than other Seltzerberg shlock in that it has actual jokes and parodies a movie instead of a bunch of trailers. Unrated version is shockingly toothless for these guys. Barely different from the PG-13 cut.
neutral · AI labelView post →DATE MOVIE. EPIC MOVIE. THE SCARY MOVIES. BOTH OF THE TWILIGHT PARODIES??? BREAKING WIND AND VAMPIRES SUCK. A HAUNTED HOUSE. UGH I NEED PARODY MOVIES
neutral · AI labelView post →Scary Movie 1 and 2 are great Also Vampires Suck is kinda okish
neutral · AI labelView post →I have seen ten minutes of Vampires Suck. If the vampires made that film, they certainly do suck
negative · AI labelView post →We are going to be having a movie night tonight in the Discord!!!! Date/Time March 7th 2025 @ 8pm EST We will be watching Vampires Suck!! Tis going to be fun!!! The link for the Discord is in my Bio, make sure to react to the rules and roles to be able to see the channels
neutral · AI labelView post →Vampires Suck (2010) This movie desperately wants to be Scary Movie but misses the mark by a mile. With a cast that should have elevated the comedy, it falls flat—though Diedrich Bader does his best to carry it. 2/10, @letterboxd.social review below. #horror #horrorcomedy boxd.it/90SCZB
negative · AI labelView post →Nono it is a truly wild plot. Maybe it's a spoof type movie? like "Vampires Suck" or sumn (I loved that movie)
positive · AI labelView post →Nah the best funny bad movie I have to throw out is Vampires Suck, it's best unrated/uncensored
positive · AI labelView post →I like the first two books quite a bit. The films, TBO I have not been able to watch a single one. They are sooooooo bad I have tried so many times and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Kristen Stewart and still. IMO The spoof film (Vampires Suck) is objectively better!
positive · AI labelView post →Well if you want BAD BAD I would recommend the 00s satire movies Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth Date Movie Epic Movie Superhero Movie Meet the Spartans Disaster Movie Stan Helsing Vampires Suck The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
neutral · AI labelView post →Now watching Vampires Suck. Another movie bad in a whole other way.
negative · AI labelView post →Tonight is our last spoopy season movie night in Discord at 9pm EST! We’ll be having a double feature watching both Sharkula and Vampires Suck. See you soon! 🦈 🧛♀️
neutral · AI labelView post →Vampires Suck (2010) More garbage from Friedberg and Seltzer, this one a huge Twilight spoof Best thing this movie had going for it Jenn Proske is the ultimate Kristen Stewart impersonator
neutral · AI labelView post →The (movie) Vampires Suck 1080p (iTunes)(CA) C$4.99 (Comedy) (iMDB) 3.8 Cast: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader, Anneliese van der Pol
neutral · AI labelView post →"Vampires Suck", what I thought was a comedy vampire movie turned out to be a scene-for-scene Twilight parody and my date dumped me as soon as the movie ended🥲
negative · AI labelView post →Yeah, this was probably the best Spoof film we got between Scary Movie 2 and A Haunted House (though I thought Vampires Suck was alright).
neutral · AI labelView post →Last thing I hope to say about MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE for a long time....its underperformance kind of reminds me of when SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD underperformed, back in 2010. I think THE EXPENDABLES and VAMPIRES SUCK creamed it. But which movie do we talk about more today?
neutral · AI labelView post →the formula is broken. the formula SUCKS. the formula led to YEARS of god-awful Zucker-Fucker cinema like Meet the Spartans & Vampires Suck, & if Scary Movie 6 revives this fatal trend again, i will personally see Hollywood burned to the ground & salt the earth where it once stood
neutral · AI labelView post →Yeah. Scary Movie was one of the BETTER spoof comedies from the 2000s, which is a sad commentary on how much spoof comedies sucked in the 2000s. "It's either the next Scary Movie or Vampires Suck!" How 'bout I whack my funny bone with something heavy and just leave it at that? It'd be less painful.
neutral · AI labelView post →They actually weren’t for a good long while. Vampires Suck was the last wide release of a parody movie back in 2010 after which parodies saw either extremely limited release or went straight to home media. The Naked Gun reboot last year was the first wide release parody since.
neutral · AI labelView post →Just watched the Brady Bunch Movie and now I'm on Vampires Suck. Maybe next I'll watch The Starving Games. It's parody night apparently. All three are soooo good
positive · AI labelView post →god, Vampires Suck is such an underrated parody film
positive · AI labelView post →Becca Crane In 'Vampires Suck' 'Memba Her?! Canadian American actress Jenn Proske was in her early 20s when she played Becca Crane -- the awkward and anxious high school student, lacking joy in life -- in the comedy/horror film "Vampires Suck" back in 2010. Jenn shared the big screen… #media #news
neutral · AI labelView post →Every time I see articles about The Witcher with Liam Hemsworth as Geralt, I can't help but see it as a spoof movie version like Epic Movie or Vampires Suck.
neutral · AI labelView post →The (movie) Vampires Suck UNRATED (Amazon)(US) for $4.99 Cast: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader, Anneliese van der Pol Genre: (Comedy) Trailer & Reviews : www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vampires_s...
neutral · AI labelView post →The (movie) Vampires Suck (HD) is available today on (iTunes)(Canada) for C$4.99 Cast: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Ken Jeong, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader, Anneliese van der Pol Genre: (Comedy) Trailer & Reviews : www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vampires_s...
neutral · AI labelView post →Now that parody movie... uhhh Vampires Suck, I think is what it's called, I enjoyed that.
positive · AI labelView post →In the last two days I have watched all but one of Seltzer and Friedberg's entire filmography. From Spy Hard through Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck, The Starving Games, Date Movie and Meet the Spartans to Superfast!. Pity me. I couldn't find "Best Night Ever" but no great loss.
neutral · AI labelView post →Feeling nostalgic and kinda just want to find my people, so here's a few movies that basically define me and I feel are sorely underrated: - Eddie & the Cruisers - Thumbelina - The Covenant - Austenland (movie) - Swan Princess - El Dorado - Vampires Suck Have you seen any of them?
positive · AI labelView post →#nw Vampires Suck (2010) 🎬 #NowWatching 🎥 #filmsky 📽️ letterboxd: 🟠🟢🔵 boxd.it/125y
neutral · AI labelView post →Film: Vampires Suck (2010) [PG-13] Studio: Twentieth Century Fox Character: Team Jacob Girl #2 Actor: Sarah Colbert Directors: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Screenwriters: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Timestamp: 1:16:32 cinematicfbombs.com/2024/09/15/2...
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