

You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Directed by Dennis Dugan
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true. From TMDB
110 reactions from 3 sources (Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon) · newest Oct 30, 2026 · last updated Oct 30, 2026 · How this works
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 comedy action film, directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui and John Turturro.
- 101 people have posted about this film on Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon
- posts span Jun 6, 2023 to Oct 30, 2026
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60 of 110 · most liked firstWhy do you talk like this? Is the only movie they show on your TV You Don't Mess With The Zohan?
neutral · AI labelView post →things that are antisemitic: - fennel in the everything bagel seasoning - most west coast bagels, actually - laura loomer - adam sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (the movie) - adam sandler's You Don't Mess With the Zohan - the new manischewitz branding - converts who tell me how to pronounce stuff
neutral · AI labelView post →Everything Rob Schieder started in. None were very well liked even when they were fresh, but things like "Big Stan", in which his pipsqueak convict character has to go on a karate-kid-style journey to learn martial arts from David Carrodine in order to fend off rapists before he heads off to prison is kind of a case study in a whole genre that could be called *'damn, you really thought that was funny?'* Norm MacDonald and some of the other SNL folks dabbled in some of the same jokes, but…
neutral · AI labelView post →ATTENTION FROM THE WONKA FACTORY LOST & FOUND ⚠️ Someone on our last tour group dropped their copy of You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) on DVD. Please come to the factory within the next 30 days to retrieve it.
neutral · AI labelView post →I never got the Lauxana hate. She was a Jewish widow living her best life after her daughter left the house who refused to take anyone's attitude seriously. That's half the jokes from "Golden Girls", "The Nanny", and "You Don't Mess with the Zohan".
neutral · AI labelView post →A big reason that video games aren't considered an artistically valuable medium by people outside of the space is that they still haven't produced enough true societally load-bearing touchstone pieces of media like You Don't Mess With The Zohan and Joe Dirt 2.
neutral · AI labelView post →"Disco Disco Good Good" "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" is one of my favorite movies. #XLoveStory #XLS #XLSShades #XLSBlue #BlendedIndigo #digitalart
positive · AI labelView post →If I remember correctly the evil rich guy in You Don't Mess with the Zohan also did something similar.
neutral · AI labelView post →Up there with one of the only Hollywood movies to argue for a one state binational Israel/Palestine with equal rights for all is You Don't Mess With The Zohan
neutral · AI labelView post →This was literally a joke in "YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN"
neutral · AI labelView post →Literal quote from You Don't Mess With The Zohan: "They hate us, because they confuse us with you!"
neutral · AI labelView post →I remember the night after the first lockdown started, in my house we sat down and watched You Don't Mess With The Zohan and it was the first thing that had made us laugh in about a week and I will always feel a strange gratitude to that silly movie. Also cannot remember the plot at all.
positive · AI labelView post →Remembering that time a girl invited me to her room to watch "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" and my roommate said, "Oh I haven't seen that yet" and decided he needed to tag along...
neutral · AI labelView post →it's so cute when people think their fav creatives must have really high-brow and ~artsy~ tastes even though a lot of people who make art described as 'deep' keep going on record to say "I LOVE YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN MORE THAN MY OWN MOTHER I WATCH IT EVERY WEEKEND"
neutral · AI labelView post →Darren Aronofsky’s You Don't Mess with the Zohan (Submitted by my son)
neutral · AI labelView post →Adam Sandler vehicle "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" in an auditorium so packed that people were leaning against the walls or sitting on the floor to be there. weirdly formative experience
positive · AI labelView post →can't believe adam sandler didn't fix the I/P conflict with You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
neutral · AI labelView post →I liked him in Deuce Biggalo and You Don't Mess With the Zohan
positive · AI labelView post →Maybe they'll try that next! Weiss sitting on a stool in a spotlight: "our mission is to earn your trust, and until we do we're just not going to run any news. Now please enjoy our very special presentation, 'You Don't Mess With The Zohan.'"
neutral · AI labelView post →he wrote and starred in "You Don't Mess with the Zohan"
neutral · AI labelView post →Smithsonian devastated by loss of "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" jorts, sandals.
neutral · AI labelView post →Mad that Robyn references You Don't Mess With the Zohan, the Adam Sandler movie about an IDF soldier who fakes his death to become a hairdresser in New York and fall in love with a Palestinian salon owner, on her new record.
neutral · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan Jack & Jill might be worse, but I refuse to abuse my brain like that and watch it.
negative · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan was released in theaters. So, yes. Very bad.
negative · AI labelView post →Around 11pm EDT, Oak and V will be going live with another Sandler stream! This time they're watching You Don't Mess With the Zohan (free Palestine). Come and see if this one will truly break V twitch.tv/wearealexandra
neutral · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan is pretty close.
positive · AI labelView post →Guess I'm watching You Don't Mess With The Zohan then
neutral · AI labelView post →Fun Fact: The letter 'D' appears in the 2008 film 'You Don't Mess with the Zohan' at least two times
neutral · AI labelView post →There's a scene in "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" where John Turturro fails to put out a fire with his fists, then Adam Sandler uses hummus to douse the flames. As bonkers as that scene is, it makes 100x more sense than Trump's threat to use the military on the interest rates.
neutral · AI labelView post →I want to remind people of the Adam Sandler fever dream Israel-Palestine comedy, YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN I saw it on a plane. I think. Wikipedia corroborates I saw *something*. I might have had meningitis. it is even wilder in 2026.
neutral · AI labelView post →208. You Don't Mess With The Zohan FUCK THIS!
negative · AI labelView post →Kinda done.: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
neutral · AI labelView post →A talented artist should combine Zohran Mamdani's campaign photo and the movie posters for "Conan the Destroyer" and "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" to produce a "Zohran the Destroyer" meme image.
neutral · AI labelView post →"You Don't Mess With the Zohan" is an *unbelievably* absurd movie.
negative · AI labelView post →Priest said my penance is to reverently watch YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN... guess I am going to hell
negative · AI labelView post →Topics that come up during this episode about The Last of the Mohicans: Nicholas Winding Refn You Don't Mess With the Zohan Spider-Man How much I hate fancasting Pauly Shore
neutral · AI labelView post →Black Hawk Down, American Sniper, Lone Survivor, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, and the Postal Movie.
neutral · AI labelView post →I never saw You Don't Mess with the Zohan, but wasn't that about trying to coexistence between his American ideology of pluralism and universal rights with a belief in or sympathy with nationalism?
neutral · AI labelView post →Insert a movie into another movie: Now You See Me: Now You Don't Mess With the Zohan
neutral · AI labelView post →"You Don't Mess with the Zohan" (Adam Sandler, 2008) - still the only movie I've ever walked out of.
negative · AI labelView post →#Bales2025FilmChallenge #FilmSky #MovieSky Mar2️⃣2️⃣ Silly movie You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008) An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. #AdamSandler
neutral · AI labelView post →"Little Nicky" is still kinda funny. I used to like "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" but . . . yeah . . . no.
negative · AI labelView post →thinkin about watching You Don't Mess with the Zohan, to shed some light on current events
neutral · AI labelView post →Now would be a really wild time for Adam Sandler to announce "You Don't Mess with the Zohan 2"
neutral · AI labelView post →Like, Mr. Deeds? Click? Just Go With It? You Don't Mess With the Zohan? That's My Boy? Jack and Jill? Absolutely not.
neutral · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan was released in movie theaters 18 years ago today. This is one of those obscure movies that had me laughing quite a bit. youtu.be/5OfAMHeIr7k #Movies #Cinema #Filmsky
positive · AI labelView post →My ★★★ review of You Don't Mess with the Zohan on @letterboxd: boxd.it/qOI4P
neutral · AI labelView post →WORST THINGS OF THE YEAR 10. Gundam GQUNK 9. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 8. Mafia: The Old Country 7. Vice City Stories 6. Liberty City Stories 5. Gone Fishin' 4. John Fetterman 3. Avengers Doomsday Leaked Plot 2. Geoff Keighly gave Arc Raiders an award 1. You Don't Mess With the Zohan Trailer
neutral · AI labelView post →Spell your name with movie titles 👀 Where Did You Go, Bernadette? Elysium Superbad *League of Their Own (A)* Everything Everywhere All at Once You Don't Mess With the Zohan #filmsky 📽
neutral · AI labelView post →Islamist and Israeli intelligence, very talented Or maybe she thought YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN was a documentary?
neutral · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan was released in movie theaters 17 years ago today. You'll never look at hair stylists the same way again. youtu.be/utYsQTUae5w?... #Movies #Filmsky
neutral · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan
neutral · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess with the Zohan was before its time
positive · AI labelView post →@neilsteinberg.bsky.social's column calling out RFK Jr. for anti-Arab/Muslim bigotry may be the best example of a Jewish person joining forces with those groups to fight white supremacy since the Adam Sandler movie "You Don't Mess With the Zohan." (No, that film is not about the current NYC mayor.)
neutral · AI labelView post →Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: You Don't Mess with the Zohan for Tax Purposes
neutral · AI labelView post →Where would "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" fit in this typology?
neutral · AI labelView post →i absolutely hate saying it out loud, but You Don't Mess With the Zohan is still one of my favorite movies despite its glaring issues and controversies
positive · AI labelView post →You Don't Mess With the Zohan in Michigan's Upper Penninsula was also a hell of a time. I don't think I understood it even as a Daily Show viewer at like 15 or whatever, but even as we left it was just kinda, "He sure did make a sex joke". The racism didn't dawn on me as bad yet.
neutral · AI labelView post →I don't even know that many TS songs, but now I want to find a song for other movies of his. Grown Ups, Grown Ups 2? Pixels? You Don't Mess with the Zohan? 😂
neutral · AI labelView post →It reminds me of a scene from “You Don't Mess with the Zohan”
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