Goat Simulator: Remastered
Goat Simulator: Remastered
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Goat Simulator 3
Developer Coffee Stain North
Goat Simulator 3 is an action video game and the sequel to Goat Simulator. The game is suffixed with a '3' rather than a '2' as a joke by the developers; "Goat Simulator 2" does not exist. The game was announced by Coffee Stain Studios during Summer Game Fest and was released on November 17, 2022. The game features a four-player cooperative mode, and it is set on the fictional island of San-Angora. From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
380 reactions from 4 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Mastodon, Lemmy) · newest Nov 4, 2026 · last updated Nov 5, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
97
LovedLoved
228 positive · 7 negative
95% range 94–99%
| Source | + | − | = |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | 228 | 7 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 31 | 5 | 52 |
| Mastodon * | 3 | 0 | 39 |
| Lemmy * | 2 | 0 | 13 |
* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).
Steam's own rating
Overwhelmingly Positive
6,783 of 6,942 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)
What players are saying
97% recommend · 194 yes, 7 no
Counted from the reviewers’ own thumbs up/down on the 201 English Steam reviews we collected, not by the AI. Valve’s all-language rating: Overwhelmingly Positive (15,796 of 16,152 positive).
Players find Goat Simulator 3 to be a hilarious and chaotic open-world sandbox game. [1][2][3] Many enjoy playing it with family, especially children, as a fun co-op experience. [4][5][6] Some reviewers criticize the game for being unfunny or lacking depth. [7][8][9]
Liked
Representative posts
- [1]
I play this game with a woman I abducted from the street and her laughter is worth every penny I spent on this. It's great. Get crazy and enjoy the ridiculousness. And it plays great on the steam deck.
- [5]
This game rips so hard. Seamless multiplayer is so awesome. The ability to pick up or drop extra players in split screen and online is so nice. My kiddo and I have almost 50 hours playing this game together and I still feel like we're finding new ways to goof off. I always say some games are games. They got rules. You play em. Try to win. Other games are toys. You play with em how you want. You fidget with em. Turn …
- [6]
Goat Simulator 3 is a very silly open world physics sandbox style game. I originally got it to play with my daughter when she was 6. She is now 8, almost 9, and still loves to return to this game often. We completed the original game together, and have purchased both expansions that have released to date, the Multiverse and the Baadlands. Though we haven't put much time into Baadlands yet, I can say with confidence …
- [3]
Goat Simulator 3 is pure chaos and ridiculous fun from the moment you start playing. The game doesn’t take itself seriously at all, and that’s exactly what makes it so entertaining. The gameplay is simple but hilarious: you control a goat and explore a huge open world, causing mayhem, smashing objects, and completing absurd challenges. The physics are deliberately over-the-top, which leads to unpredictable and funny …
- [2]
This is peak gaming. It will go down in the history books as a key example of the essence of what a video game is. Ever wanted to play a game, but can't decide which? Goat Simulator 3. Like easter eggs and wish they came in cartons of 1200? Goat Simulator 3. Only have 5 minutes, but still want to feel accomplished? Goat Simulator 3. Crave something funny that everyone ages 3-350+ can enjoy? Goat Simulator 3. Want to …
Summarised from 34 of the 332 public posts collected about this game; every point cites the posts behind it ([n] opens the post) and the split is counted from the posts’ own ratings. Updated Oct 11, 2026. How summaries are made
RottenBot@rottenbot · automated account
97% of the 201 Steam reviewers we collected recommend Goat Simulator 3. The complaint that keeps coming up: some find it unfunny and nonsensical. Deal-breaker or nitpick?
Critics, per Wikipedia
According to review aggregator website Metacritic, Goat Simulator 3 received "mixed or average reviews" for the PC and PlayStation 5 versions, while the Xbox Series X version received "generally favorable reviews". Fellow review aggregator OpenCritic assessed that the game received fair approval, being recommended by 49% of critics. IGN has rated the game a score of 8. “Goat Simulator 3 is bigger, sillier, and packed with more low-stakes fun.” Alex Avard of GamesRadar+ praised the game's physics-based gameplay and customization options, but criticized its shallow mission structure, technical bugs, and reliance on repetitive humor. Avard described the game as an ambitious expansion of the…
From the “Reception” section of Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0. Critic context only — not part of the audience score.
Reactions
60 of 380 · most liked firstMy son is currently obsessed with a video game called Goat Simulator 3 and the only way I can describe it is Grand Theft Auto but less graphic and it’s a goat.
positive · AI labelView post →CoffeStain, do you think you can add maybe an ability to join random multiplayer lobbies, cuz i don't have any online friends and i would LOVE to play this game in multiplayer. so if you see this, can you please add this.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I play this game with a woman I abducted from the street and her laughter is worth every penny I spent on this. It's great. Get crazy and enjoy the ridiculousness. And it plays great on the steam deck.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It's the only piece of consumer software I've ever used that I straight-up thought should be illegal after I tried it. If you're a parent, and you're wondering if you should let your child explore Roblox: DON'T. Ban any videos that mention Roblox from their apps, do not install the game, and do not ever give that company a single cent. The entire structure is designed to torment children and yank on their psychological levers until they beg their parents to buy them in-game currency to turn…
neutral · AI labelView post →I absolutely love this game. I am a nurse, and my entire life is pretty serious. This is the most unserious game ever, and I love that. I have played this nonstop, even to the point of resetting my progress so that I can find everything again. This game helps me get through the really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ things. Anxiety has absolutely taken over my life, and the stupidness of this game helps ease the tension. I hope they make more DLCs soon! I have completed both DLCs and reset progress on them as well.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Remnant, Remnant 2 Now Available on Game Pass. Other games: SteamWorld Build (Cloud, Console and PC): Available Day One from December 1 Far Cry 6 (Cloud, Console and PC) World War Z: Aftermath (Cloud, Console and PC) Goat Simulator 3 (Cloud, Console and PC) Rise of the Tomb Raider (Cloud, Console and PC) Against the Storm (PC) Clone Drone in the Danger Zone (Cloud, Console and PC) Tin Hearts (Cloud, Console and PC) While the Iron's Hot (Cloud, Console and…
neutral · AI labelView post →This is peak gaming. It will go down in the history books as a key example of the essence of what a video game is. Ever wanted to play a game, but can't decide which? Goat Simulator 3. Like easter eggs and wish they came in cartons of 1200? Goat Simulator 3. Only have 5 minutes, but still want to feel accomplished? Goat Simulator 3. Crave something funny that everyone ages 3-350+ can enjoy? Goat Simulator 3. Want to roam with purpose, but no goal? Goat Simulator 3. Need a reminder that…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →"It's good for a person to be terrorized by a goat. Hard to get high and mighty when there's something chasing you for vegetables." This game is a massive improvement over the previous one. The sheer insanity had me laughing nonstop the developers are absolute comedy wizards. The soundtrack fits the tone perfectly, and Pilgor is still an amazing “protagonist” in the most unhinged way possible. Yes, there are tons of bugs, glitches, clipping issues, and pop-ins… but the funny part is that they…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Lots of costumes that can do lots of funny stuff! Highly recommended 10/10. - From my kids
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase summary - 27-08-2024. **Yakuza Kiwami - October 24** Take the fall for a murder and emerge from prison 10 years later to yakuza clans on the brink of a war that hurtles you on an intense journey of love, humanity, and betrayal, fueled by your fists and unyielding resolve, set against a bustling red-light district in modern day Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa4LtKgIVtA **Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma - Spring 2025** The classic action-RPG and…
neutral · AI labelView post →Theres no Xbox and Steam crossplay for multiplayer
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I play this with my dad. It's nice to have game we can both enjoy and laugh at.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Older games to nominate for Steam Awards this year. As before, Steam goes strictly by the Steam release date rather than the PC release year when determining whether a game qualifies for most of [the nominations](https://store.steampowered.com/steamawards/nominations). This allows to nominate quite a number of former Epic exclusives, Ubisoft releases, or other games previously unavailable on Steam, including: * Anno 1701 History Edition (2020) * Assassin's Creed Mirage (2023) * Avatar:…
neutral · AI labelView post →My kid used to sit in my lap and press 'w' in Goat Simulator to move us forwards while I ensured the chaos happened. Eventually they added the jump button to their repertoire. Then they learned to use controller so we could play Goat Simulator 3 together in split screen. Eventually they moved out of my lap and they have their own computer now. We used to play an hour together every day. We 100%'ed Terraria, played through PalWorld, Bluey, A Hat in Time, Vampire Survivors, and a few others.…
positive · AI labelView post →Hilarious chaotic gameplay. Goat Theft Auto! 10/10 Would goat again.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game rips so hard. Seamless multiplayer is so awesome. The ability to pick up or drop extra players in split screen and online is so nice. My kiddo and I have almost 50 hours playing this game together and I still feel like we're finding new ways to goof off. I always say some games are games. They got rules. You play em. Try to win. Other games are toys. You play with em how you want. You fidget with em. Turn em over. And keep finding new ways to play with them. This game is a toy in…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →From the hilarious references to the absurd gameplay, this is a deeply entertaining title. Maximum goat. 11/10 would recommend.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Goat Simulator 3 is a very silly open world physics sandbox style game. I originally got it to play with my daughter when she was 6. She is now 8, almost 9, and still loves to return to this game often. We completed the original game together, and have purchased both expansions that have released to date, the Multiverse and the Baadlands. Though we haven't put much time into Baadlands yet, I can say with confidence that the base game and the Multiverse are both excellent. There…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is another cool open-world chaos game with a lot of features that's really worth checking out. It definitely has a lot of missions, which are the cherry on top for this game. Plus, the graphics and all the additional things clearly show the work put into it.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →its like gta, but for kids and with goats! highly recommend!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I never played Goat sim 1, so I'm reviewing this as is, not as what I expected it to be. The game is a blast. From the Skyrim references and other humor, it feels like the game was made by players for players. I run around causing chaos, completing little quests, unlocking aesthetic gear and other types of goats. It's a Grand Theft Auto for kids. I have the most fun playing online co-op with my 7 year old nephew. Connecting to his game, or him to mine is easy for him, which is a big…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I got a response on Tumblr from one of the lead artists of the game!!! It turns out that Toontown Online was in fact one of the big inspirations for Goofville in Goat Simulator 3! They also hope we're all having a good time with our community :)
positive · AI labelView post →at first i pirated this game, i enjoyed it so much that i decided to buy it and here i am. runs great and if you dont speedrun it its acutally enjoyable and there's ton of content
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Super weird but this might be one of the most fun games? Even though I got it on gamepass (ugh), I still went out of my way to buy it on here and transfer the saves... which was way more difficult than it needed to be, thanks again Microsoft. It's honestly lacking quite a bit in a few other departments but it was unexpectedly super fun lol
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My game is obviously inspired by : - Kids walking down the street - Goat Simulator 3 - Sneakers - SEGA back in its Crazy Taxi and Jet Set Radio days Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/3274390/...
neutral · AI labelView post →💬Goat Simulator 3 is an interesting case of a game where I started laughing uncontrollably about twenty seconds into the game. It's hard to consider anything a spoiler in the context of such a production, so let me share a few truly captivating moments. The starting point is a wagon that is taking goats to a farm that is not far away. The camera technique is so clear that it is sure that Coffee Stain Studios is referring to Skyrim, which you will find out very soon while hearing a short speech…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Personal Rating: Very Positive (90%) Just a dumb simulator where you play as a goat, can ram into people, can steal vehicles from people, and can cause financial and brain damage to humanity. Do I need to say more?
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Goat Simulator 3 is pure chaos and ridiculous fun from the moment you start playing. The game doesn’t take itself seriously at all, and that’s exactly what makes it so entertaining. The gameplay is simple but hilarious: you control a goat and explore a huge open world, causing mayhem, smashing objects, and completing absurd challenges. The physics are deliberately over-the-top, which leads to unpredictable and funny situations almost every time you play. I really enjoy the freedom the game…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A rare gem of a game with couch co-op, perfect if you have kids or are one at heart A fun open world chaos simulator with many secrets and Easter eggs to find.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I have been searching for Goat simulator 2 and i couldn't find it but i found they made a sequel to non existent sequel of a goat simulator. i hope we get DLC set in the middle east. thank you
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Every video game has a lighthouse in it. Goat Simulator 3
neutral · AI labelView post →Some of the most fun I have had with my son in a very long time. It's like GTA but you're a goat. The game is full of funny references to games, books, movies, pop culture, etc. We love playing split-screen, completing missions together, and exploring the world. 10/10, would highly recommend.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →me and my friend on a random afternoon decided that we wanted to play this game and we went on to beat the whole game in one sitting which took 6 hours, which never really happens with any other game. never opened it after that. this is genuinely a once in a lifetime experience we'll never forget. My life a video game, Goat Simulator 3
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is the best game in existence. I have every single item and every single DLC and even without the extra stuff it is so freaking fun you gotta buy it right now if you are into sandbox and funny gameplay.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →one more credit to end the year! i helped work on LQA for Goat Simulator 3's recent DLC! yes, this meme game is really on my portfolio now, so be it :p
neutral · AI labelView post →Spent a few hours messing around in Goat Simulator 3 this weekend, and wow this game is just unapologetically stupid in the best way. I didn’t come here looking for anything meaningful. I just wanted to run loose as a goat and cause trouble, and that’s exactly what you get. Charge into random civilians, crash through shop windows, drag random junk all over town. Half the time I’m just wandering around not chasing any objective at all, and it’s still a good time. Most of the missions are…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Its like GTA but appropriate for teens + they have cool power ups and funny missions.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Goat Simulator 3 is one of those chaotic gems that you never plan to take seriously, yet somehow end up laughing nonstop with your friends 🤣. The game is packed with ridiculous mechanics, goofy physics, and unexpected moments that make every session feel like a new adventure. From launching each other into space to sabotaging missions just for the fun of it, the chaos is so well-crafted that it becomes impossible to stop smiling 😆. The visuals are surprisingly pleasant, the soundtrack fits…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Goat Simulator 3 being this months free game has made me very, very, very happy
positive · AI labelView post →this game is very funny. from all the references to different games to the quests, this game is hilarious. however, if you want to 100% the game, be ready to spend some more money, as DLC is included in acheivements...
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →You can HE adbutt peoplse, just like i hav olways wnned to. YUM YUM YUM whatd up dudeeeeeee
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →this is a hilarious and wide game to play. theres lots of gears and other things to unlock so you can have fun for hours
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →We are LIVE with another silly game with friends! Come join myself, @rheajulio.bsky.social and @vixxannvt.vtubers.social as we play Goat Simulator 3! We might have another joining us in a bit! LIVE on Twitch, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zloveronemil... #VTuber #VTuberEN #TwitchStreamer
neutral · AI labelView post →The Hitman and L.A Noire Goat Simulator 3 DLC That Never Happened.
neutral · AI labelView post →GFN Thursday: Skull and Bones on GeForce NOW | NVIDIA Blog. It’s part of five new games this week: * Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden (New release on Steam, Feb. 12) * Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor (New release on Steam, Feb. 14) * Goat Simulator 3 (New release on Steam, Feb 15) * Skull and Bones (New release on Ubisoft, Feb. 16) * Halo Infinite (Steam and Xbox, available on PC Game Pass)
neutral · AI labelView post →⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ **This game is absolute, unfiltered CHAOS... and it's one of the funniest games I've ever played.** I don't think I've ever laughed so consistently while playing a game. Every session turns into complete mayhem—from ridiculous physics and over-the-top stunts to solving bizarre puzzles in the most unexpected ways. Then the game somehow gets even crazier. The customization is incredible! Dressing up our goats in the most outrageous outfits had us laughing before we even left the…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →REALLY FUN but gets boring fast... but still really fun
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I don’t own Goat Simulator 3 myself but I played it during a free weekend and honestly had way more fun than I expected. The game is pure chaos in the best possible way. Running around the map, causing destruction, finding weird secrets and breaking the physics never stopped being entertaining. It doesn’t take itself seriously at all and that’s exactly why it works. The world feels surprisingly large and full of random funny events and playing with friends makes everything even better.…
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neutral · AI labelView post →Goat Simulator 3 has up to 4p split screen co-op, and it's a big GTA-style sandbox game just loaded with hilarious stuff.
neutral · AI labelView post →this game is worth your money ngl its fun and its funny and its the verison of gta kids verison which i dont mind its not really for kids its just that it can be for kids..
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Chaotic and fun, better than the og. Also shoutout to my friend who gifted it to me.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →it is kinda fun but not very clear on what you are supposed to do
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I love this game, so much im trying to 100% the game. I have found secrets, acivements only 0.4 percent of players have found, evrything about this game is a 10/10. If you have not already, play this game!!!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I have seen an ad for a game called Goat Simulator 3. It kinda looks like that silly goose game but with a goat. Does anyone know of this? Has anyone played it? Do. I have to start with Goat Simulator 1 or will the sequels still make sense without it?
neutral · AI labelView post →Monday - Vinette's Birthday in VRChat! Tuesday - Goat Simulator 3 with Theo and ClarksonOtter! Wednesday - Warframe with Naterr and DuffWuff! Thursday - Crimpus with my favorite game Vampire Survivor! Friday - Art stream!
neutral · AI labelView post →Alan Wake 2 (PS5) Goat Simulator 3 (PS5, PS4) Cocoon (PS5, PS4) For a moment my mind went to Jade Cocoon. But it's definitely not that.
neutral · AI labelView post →CRAZY,NONSENCE,weired,strange and funny is this game ITS AMAZING I recomend this to anyone that want to have a good funny time FIVE STARS!!!!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →awesome just awesome, man this game, so good, everything is better, it is even multiplayer now, and there is so much to do in this game, just amazing, thanks for bringing this into my life, when im feeling down i always play this game.
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