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Goat Simulator: Remastered

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Developer Coffee Stain Studios, Coffee Stain North, Deep Silver Fishlabs

Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history. From the Steam store page

306 reactions from 4 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon) · newest Nov 4, 2026 · last updated Nov 5, 2026 · How this works

Audience score

93
LovedLoved

152 positive · 12 negative
95% range 88–96%

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Steam reviews152120
Bluesky *22089
Lemmy *1018
Mastodon *2010

* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).

Steam's own rating
Very Positive
592 of 663 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)

What players are saying

93% recommend · 155 yes, 11 no

Counted from the reviewers’ own thumbs up/down on the 166 English Steam reviews we collected, not by the AI. Valve’s all-language rating: Very Positive (1,100 of 1,242 positive).

Players praise the remaster for including the mobile-exclusive Buck to School map and improved graphics. [1][2][3] Some reviewers note the lack of mobile maps like the MMO Winter map and the absence of a workshop. [4][5][6] A few players criticize censorship and missing features like Deadmau5 music and online co-op. [7][8][9]

Liked
  • Great remaster with much better graphics. [1][3][10]
  • Includes Buck to School from mobile. [1][2][3]
  • Addicting and fun gameplay. [11][12][13]
  • Quality of life improvements like mutator menu. [10][9]
Disliked
  • Missing mobile exclusive maps like MMO Winter. [4][5][6]
  • No workshop for custom goats. [4][14]
  • Censored content without uncensored option. [7][8]
  • Fewer achievements than the original. [15][16][6]
Representative posts
  • [7]Steam user Steam user …4115Steam review · Nov 17, 2025 · Not recommended

    Not worth $11.99 on sale yet alone full price. This version of the game is censored without an option to enable the original uncensored content. The graphics look better and worse at the same time, as the models are more detailed, however the camera view looks fuzzy, even when disabling AA. The only nice thing I can say is that the GoatZ DLC works, however it is not worth spending $11.99 on sale, when on the …

  • [1]Steam user Steam user …0925Steam review · Oct 21, 2025 · Recommended

    If you loved the original Goat Sim, then you'll like this. It's the same classic fun with much better graphics. I do love how they added Buck to School to the game so non mobile players could play it as well.

  • [3]Steam user Steam user …3887Steam review · Mar 7, 2026 · Recommended

    i think $30 is a bit much, but i got it on sale. i don't think it's that bad. the mobile versions were the ones i used to play years ago, so i might be a bit biased on some of the lesser changes. i like the new graphics and really like the inclusion of the high school from mobile, but i wish the other mobile exclusive maps were included, like winter or whatever from mmo simulator, which was my favorite. i like it.

  • [16]Steam user Steam user …0219Steam review · Mar 18, 2026 · Recommended

    I've fully 100% the original on PlayStation and the remaster. The original is one of my favorite games when I was younger, and I had about 300 hours on it for some reason. I'd say it's good remaster. It's better than the original since it includes the mobile version's content, and payday/waste of space look fantastic. But the lighting is kind of overdone on the other levels (im not sure if they did that on purpose …

  • [2]Steam user Steam user …3778Steam review · Feb 8, 2026 · Recommended

    great remaster of the original game, especially how it includes mobile's buck to school. thanks for remastering goat simulator

Summarised from 34 of the 289 public posts collected about this game; every point cites the posts behind it ([n] opens the post) and the split is counted from the posts’ own ratings. Updated Oct 12, 2026. How summaries are made

RottenBot@rottenbot · automated account

93% of the 166 Steam reviewers we collected recommend Goat Simulator: Remastered. The complaint that keeps coming up: missing mobile exclusive maps like MMO Winter. Deal-breaker or nitpick?

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  • Rachel Figueroa @jewyorican.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 14, 2024

    My son is currently obsessed with a video game called Goat Simulator 3 and the only way I can describe it is Grand Theft Auto but less graphic and it’s a goat.

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  • Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 22, 2025

    Coffee Stain--makers of Goat Simulator and Satisfactory, publisher of Valheim--is set to be spun off from Embracer to become a rare publicly traded AA game company Profitable but small. 13 studios, 250 people They play up indie-style dev, downplay transmedia www.gamefile.news/p/coffee-sta...

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  • gramie @[email protected]Lemmy · Dec 26, 2024

    [CLOSED] [STEAM] Christmas Steam Key Giveaway -- Part 4. As before, please list up to 5 titles that you want, and I will do my best to make sure that everyone gets at least 1. Check [Part 1](https://lemmy.ca/post/35563409), [Part 2](https://lemmy.ca/post/35607838), and [Part 3](https://lemmy.ca/post/35685416) for previous giveaways (I'm going through the alphabet, if you couldn't tell). Occasionally keys may have already been redeemed, or be for the wrong game. Sorry about that, I've been…

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  • Steam user Steam user …4115Steam reviews · Nov 17, 2025

    Not worth $11.99 on sale yet alone full price. This version of the game is censored without an option to enable the original uncensored content. The graphics look better and worse at the same time, as the models are more detailed, however the camera view looks fuzzy, even when disabling AA. The only nice thing I can say is that the GoatZ DLC works, however it is not worth spending $11.99 on sale, when on the original game they should be fixing it. Also the "Buck to School" DLC shouldn't be a…

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  • Wario64 @wario64.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 19, 2025

    Coming to Game Pass: news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/0... PC: -Blacksmith Master (today) -Void/Breaker (today) Standard: -Goat Simulator Remastered (8/20) -Persona 4 Golden (8/20) Ultimate: -Herdling (8/21) -Gears of War: Reloaded (8/26) -Dragon Age: The Veilguard (8/28)

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  • Pete Skerritt @peteskerritt.comBluesky · Oct 12, 2025

    I’m seeing PS3 mentions on my timeline and now am thinking about one of my favorite games for the platform: PAIN. I know Goat Simulator does the ragdoll thing really well, but PAIN was unabashed, self-injurious chaos. I genuinely love the game and miss it a lot.

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  • Liam @ GamingOnLinux @gamingonlinux.comBluesky · Mar 7, 2025

    Secret Agent Wizard Boy is Harry Potter meets Goat Simulator and it's chaos #SecretAgentWizardBoy #Gaming #PCGaming #Linux #SteamDeck

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  • nanoUFO @[email protected]Lemmy · Oct 9, 2024

    Goat Simulator: Remastered - Official Gameplay Trailer.

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  • Ricardo Juchem @ricardojuchem.comBluesky · Dec 19, 2024

    Goat Simulator is a documentary. Not a game.

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  • picandocodigo @[email protected]Lemmy · Aug 27, 2024

    Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase summary - 27-08-2024. **Yakuza Kiwami - October 24** Take the fall for a murder and emerge from prison 10 years later to yakuza clans on the brink of a war that hurtles you on an intense journey of love, humanity, and betrayal, fueled by your fists and unyielding resolve, set against a bustling red-light district in modern day Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa4LtKgIVtA **Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma - Spring 2025** The classic action-RPG and…

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  • Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 11, 2026

    unpopular opinion but I never really got the hype behind House House games. No slight to those who enjoy them of course, but I just don't personally understand the appeal of them when Untitled Goose Game came out I was like "isn't this just a Goat Simulator retread?"

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  • Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 28, 2026

    The kiddo is playing Goat Simulator but also has absolutely no idea how the game works, and it's very cute.

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  • Steam user Steam user …9606Steam reviews · Dec 1, 2025 · 5 h played

    while i do enjoy the remaster i have issues with the censoring in the game, i wish there was a way to bring back all the stuff from the original, other than that it is good and i would be lying if i said i didnt have fun playing it

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  • Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.socialBluesky · May 22, 2025

    Untitled Goose Game is soothing and silly and doesn't take much planning. There is a game called Goat Simulator in this vein that is more open too.

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  • Rose @[email protected]Lemmy · Nov 27, 2024

    Older games to nominate for Steam Awards this year. As before, Steam goes strictly by the Steam release date rather than the PC release year when determining whether a game qualifies for most of [the nominations](https://store.steampowered.com/steamawards/nominations). This allows to nominate quite a number of former Epic exclusives, Ubisoft releases, or other games previously unavailable on Steam, including: * Anno 1701 History Edition (2020) * Assassin's Creed Mirage (2023) * Avatar:…

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  • Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 19, 2025

    New Xbox Game Pass Games 8.19 - Blacksmith Master - Void/Breaker 8.20 - Persona 4 Golden 8.21 - Herdling 8.26 - Gears of War: Reloaded 8.28 - Dragon Age: The Veilguard Standard 8.20 - Goat Simulator Remaster news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/0...

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  • Astrogamer @astrogamer.bsky.socialBluesky · Aug 11, 2026

    No, they're saying Goat Simulator is Saints Row and Untitled Goose Game is Hitman.

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  • Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 16, 2026

    I'm not sure I've seen a better sell for a game since Goat Simulator.

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  • Hungee Squirrel🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @powerloudgirl.bsky.socialBluesky · Jan 22, 2026

    PHL Collective and Outright Games were really based, actually. They were the only game companies brave enough to ask the question "Should we do an official SpongeBob Squarepants mod of the iconic PC game Goat Simulator?" and answer "Yes."

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  • Gematsu @gematsu.comBluesky · Nov 4, 2024

    Game Pass adds Metal Slug Tactics, Goat Simulator Remastered, and more in early November www.gematsu.com/2024/11/game...

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  • Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 4, 2024

    New Game Pass Games: 11/5 Metal Slug Tactics StarCraft: Remastered StarCraft II 11/7 Goat Simulator Remastered 11/19 Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 Standard: Go Mecha Ball Harold Halibut The Rewinder Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Botany Manor news.xbox.com/en-us/2024/1...

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  • Steam user Steam user …8241Steam reviews · Jul 12, 2026 · 3 h played

    As a die-hard fan of Goat Simulator, I unfortunately cannot recommend this remaster over the original - There's too many untweakable changes - Deadmau5 music got removed? - Online co-op gone? - The game generally feels more stable than the original Being able to play Buck To School and swapping out mutators mid-game are both the only two good things about this remaster Imo

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  • Steam user Steam user …4194Steam reviews · Aug 4, 2026 · 6 h played

    veryy goood opalyed whithf friend whioe fried great gam,e would recoment to other plahyers

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  • Man or Sweaterman ™️ (michael!) 🇧🇷 🇺🇦 @mikem.bsky.socialBluesky · Dec 28, 2023

    The most played thing in our house has been Goat Simulator iii. Even my wife is playing this dumb $15 game. I should return all the toys.

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  • Trasno @sometrasno.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 3, 2025

    More OCs for #artfight! These were designed by ghostofanonpast on tumblr- they're based on Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Game! [ #OC #art #OCsky #gijinka ] THE TWINKS!!

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  • Steam user Steam user …1348Steam reviews · Aug 15, 2026 · 4 h played

    Goat Simulator: Remastered IS a good game, the only downside that I see is that it has only one of the mobile maps, you could maybe add the goat mmo map that was only available on mobile, the christmas one, or just add the "Mobile Maps" in general. The only other problem is that remastered doesn't have a workshop like the original, it would be great to have custom goats again like in the original.

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @[email protected]Lemmy · Apr 20, 2026

    Relevant video game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/ This shit looks like a Christian fundamentalist version of Goat Simulator. They should have called it "Christ Simulator."

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  • Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 5, 2025

    Watching my kids play Goat Simulator and, not for the first time, wondering what the political landscape would have been like today if this had been the dominant game for the very online 15 years ago

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  • Steam user Steam user …2062Steam reviews · Feb 26, 2026

    Okay so this, this is literally just Goat Sim 1 with a Graphical Overhaul, it's fine if you're fresh from Goat Sim 3 and are looking to play the OG Game without losing the feeling of playing Goat Sim 3, but i mean at that point JUST PLAY GOAT SIM 1, there's bigger loading times, wich sucks, they changed the party music, wich also sucks, and the only new thing they added is a map from the mobile version of the game, like if your gonna make a remaster, ATLEAST ADD SOME NEW CONTENT! 4/10 Just play…

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  • Steam user Steam user …4634Steam reviews · Feb 23, 2026 · 8 h played

    very good game because i got this for my birthday. it's buggy and i like to play it so much

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  • DevilishGames @devilishgames.bsky.socialBluesky · May 22, 2025

    My game is obviously inspired by : - Kids walking down the street - Goat Simulator 3 - Sneakers - SEGA back in its Crazy Taxi and Jet Set Radio days Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/3274390/...

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  • Bomani-Hamlet Cook @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.socialBluesky · Jul 10, 2026

    You know that game Goat Simulator? I want to hear an announcement for Cat Simulator, v1.0, with regular updates every year like FIFA or NBA2k 😤 Maybe some kind of collaborative, MMORPG element (like the MyPark in 2k), too. Just a whole digital universe of Being a Cat. Right?? 😺 #CatSky #gaming

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  • Steam user Steam user …2924Steam reviews · Nov 14, 2025

    Mouse smoothing is on by default and there is no option to turn it off

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  • Steam user Steam user …8418Steam reviews · May 10, 2026 · 1 h played

    The game is what it is. If you like lolrandom memes you'll like Goat Sim. It's nice they brought a mobile level to PC, but for a full price of 30 dollars, or even the 10 I got it on sale for, is all 4 mobile levels really asking for all that much? My negative review is just because of how over monitized they've turned a joke. It's still fun. It's still silly. It's just asking a lot for 'ha, goats.'

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  • Barg @barghestblack.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 14, 2024

    🔴LIVE! Playing more Goat Simulator as a normal goat www.twitch.tv/barghestblack

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  • Big Papa Nito @bigpapanito.bsky.socialBluesky · Dec 18, 2023

    Every video game has a lighthouse in it. Goat Simulator 3

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  • weegee90 @[email protected]Lemmy · Oct 26, 2026

    First game was Portal, but I got it free when Portal 2 came out. First games I spent money on and got on Steam were a couple of Humble Bundles (Introversion, Egosoft, EA). My first purchase actually from Steam was Goat Simulator.

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  • Steam user Steam user …7243Steam reviews · Jun 5, 2026 · 8 h played

    addicting gameplay, I actually bought goat simulator nearly 10 times on different devices its that good. Ive been a diehard fan for years but this is my first time ever playing the remaster and I got one thing to say about it; goated.

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  • Steam user Steam user …3778Steam reviews · Feb 8, 2026 · 2 h played

    great remaster of the original game, especially how it includes mobile's buck to school. thanks for remastering goat simulator

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  • Lone @lonechallenger.bsky.socialBluesky · Dec 12, 2025

    one more credit to end the year! i helped work on LQA for Goat Simulator 3's recent DLC! yes, this meme game is really on my portfolio now, so be it :p

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  • Steam user Steam user …0925Steam reviews · Oct 21, 2025 · 7 h played

    If you loved the original Goat Sim, then you'll like this. It's the same classic fun with much better graphics. I do love how they added Buck to School to the game so non mobile players could play it as well.

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  • Whelm 🐧Out now on Steam @lessergames.comBluesky · Mar 26, 2025

    I didn't name the game Penguin Simulator because I don't want to get anyone's hopes up. It won't be made to the same standards as Goat Simulator(the most realistic mass casualty simulator of all time).

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  • MyOpinion @[email protected]Lemmy · Feb 17, 2025

    Post-apocalyptic VR Shooter 'Metro Awakening' Failed to Meet Revenue Goals, Parent Company Reveals. Embracer Group, the media conglomerate behind a host of game studios, announced in a recent financial report that Metro Awakening (2024) “underperformed” financial expectations. Developed by Embracer Group’s Vertigo Games, Metro Awakening brought the storied post-apocalyptic shooter franchise to VR for the first time, serving as the latest ‘AAA’ quality VR game to target all major headsets,…

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  • Ollie @kappakatch21.bsky.socialBluesky · Feb 1, 2025

    @batfett.bsky.social my son is playing a #game 🎮 called Goat Simulator 🐐 you complete challenges and get new gear and abilities. This one is called Father Goat and he makes the Vader laugh #starwars

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  • Steam user Steam user …9684Steam reviews · Apr 16, 2026 · 19 h played

    As someone who grew up playing goat simulator on mobile when it was free i was very disappointed to see that the its not the same as the old mobile version. I was looking for the MMO Winter map and i couldnt find it.

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  • Steam user Steam user …3887Steam reviews · Mar 7, 2026 · 1 h played

    i think $30 is a bit much, but i got it on sale. i don't think it's that bad. the mobile versions were the ones i used to play years ago, so i might be a bit biased on some of the lesser changes. i like the new graphics and really like the inclusion of the high school from mobile, but i wish the other mobile exclusive maps were included, like winter or whatever from mmo simulator, which was my favorite. i like it.

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  • Trashy @trashpandacoco.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 7, 2025

    Goat Simulator 3 being this months free game has made me very, very, very happy

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  • Simmons of YoVideogames @matthewsimmonsyovg.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 17, 2025

    LIVE NOW!!! And now for something completely different! Playing a game way beyond my time with The Patrick Star Game! its Goat Simulator+Spongebob Squarepants! More GTAV story depending on how long it holds my attention! www.twitch.tv/assistmedoom

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  • Goat Simulator @goatsimulator.comBluesky · Apr 3, 2025 · official account, not scored

    Last chance to vote on which gear or event you want us to add to Goat Simulator: The Card Game! The poll closes tomorrow. Cast your vote on our Discord discord.gg/YPUmB2arC7

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  • Steam user Steam user …4390Steam reviews · Apr 18, 2026 · 4 h played

    It's rare that I do a non-joke review, but I need to say a few things. Do I recommend this game? Yes. Should you buy it if you own the original? Only if you didn't already own the DLCs. It's a fun game, don't get me wrong. There are just some glaring issues. First thing, it isn't buggy enough. While that sounds insane, this is Goat Simulator. I want to see NPCs being flung to high heaven, not just tipping over. I want to see the ragdolls stretch into unrecognizable creatures. Second…

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  • Burp @burp-f-fury.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 11, 2026

    Fun fact: They skipped Goat Simulator 2 and went straight to 3. Great game Happy #RandomGameSaturday

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  • Steam user Steam user …6137Steam reviews · Feb 19, 2026

    Despite the requirements being the same for Goat Sim 3, it doesn't work on intergraded graphics while Goat Sim 3 does, I'll give a better review once I get a computer that can play it

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  • Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 19, 2025

    Honestly for $10 this is a very fun Goat Simulator like game. Don't go in expecting a platformer like BFBB

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  • Pip | Pathfinder 2e Content Creator @pipthespicy.bsky.socialBluesky · Apr 3, 2025

    Druid Simulator: It plays like Goat Simulator but you can wildshape between any animal you've seen in game. #dnd5e #pathfinder2e

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  • Dr. Death Metal @theunshored.bsky.socialBluesky · Mar 20, 2025

    FYI the other game was fucking *Goat Simulator*

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  • Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.socialBluesky · Oct 8, 2024

    'Goat Simulator Remastered' launches November 7th on Xbox Series, PS5 and PC. Also Game Pass. youtu.be/J4bDc8gzsYs?...

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  • Brendan M. Allen @saintamish.bsky.socialBluesky · Nov 9, 2023

    Just ordered Goat Simulator III for ps5. Will be sorely disappointed if this game is not as ridiculous and pointless as it looks in the advert.

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  • thingsiplay @[email protected]Lemmy · Sep 22, 2026

    It's just looking at some basic information like "tags" that may appear in both unrelated games of different styles and genres. Example if a game shares 3 or more broad tags like "gore, violent, indie" then Steam will recommend games with such tags. Depends what is in your pool of played games as well. For me the recommendations were: "GTA 4" and "Goat Simulator"

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  • Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.socialBluesky · Jun 10, 2026

    I got my nephew into Goat Simulator. That game is deliberately, intentionally ugly and garish. He's having a great time.

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  • Steam user Steam user …4847Steam reviews · Jun 5, 2026 · 1 h played

    I used to play this game on my kindle fire and now I get to be a big girl and play it on my PC even better than before!! Its so silly I love goat simulator

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