Goat Simulator: Remastered
Developer Coffee Stain Studios, Coffee Stain North, Deep Silver Fishlabs
Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history. From the Steam store page
306 reactions from 4 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Lemmy, Mastodon) · newest Nov 4, 2026 · last updated Nov 5, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
152 positive · 12 negative
95% range 88–96%
| Source | + | − | = |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | 152 | 12 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 22 | 0 | 89 |
| Lemmy * | 1 | 0 | 18 |
| Mastodon * | 2 | 0 | 10 |
* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).
What players are saying
Counted from the reviewers’ own thumbs up/down on the 166 English Steam reviews we collected, not by the AI. Valve’s all-language rating: Very Positive (1,100 of 1,242 positive).
Players praise the remaster for including the mobile-exclusive Buck to School map and improved graphics. [1][2][3] Some reviewers note the lack of mobile maps like the MMO Winter map and the absence of a workshop. [4][5][6] A few players criticize censorship and missing features like Deadmau5 music and online co-op. [7][8][9]
- [7]
Not worth $11.99 on sale yet alone full price. This version of the game is censored without an option to enable the original uncensored content. The graphics look better and worse at the same time, as the models are more detailed, however the camera view looks fuzzy, even when disabling AA. The only nice thing I can say is that the GoatZ DLC works, however it is not worth spending $11.99 on sale, when on the …
- [1]
If you loved the original Goat Sim, then you'll like this. It's the same classic fun with much better graphics. I do love how they added Buck to School to the game so non mobile players could play it as well.
- [3]
i think $30 is a bit much, but i got it on sale. i don't think it's that bad. the mobile versions were the ones i used to play years ago, so i might be a bit biased on some of the lesser changes. i like the new graphics and really like the inclusion of the high school from mobile, but i wish the other mobile exclusive maps were included, like winter or whatever from mmo simulator, which was my favorite. i like it.
- [16]
I've fully 100% the original on PlayStation and the remaster. The original is one of my favorite games when I was younger, and I had about 300 hours on it for some reason. I'd say it's good remaster. It's better than the original since it includes the mobile version's content, and payday/waste of space look fantastic. But the lighting is kind of overdone on the other levels (im not sure if they did that on purpose …
- [2]
great remaster of the original game, especially how it includes mobile's buck to school. thanks for remastering goat simulator
Summarised from 34 of the 289 public posts collected about this game; every point cites the posts behind it ([n] opens the post) and the split is counted from the posts’ own ratings. Updated Oct 12, 2026. How summaries are made
93% of the 166 Steam reviewers we collected recommend Goat Simulator: Remastered. The complaint that keeps coming up: missing mobile exclusive maps like MMO Winter. Deal-breaker or nitpick?
Reactions
60 of 306 · most liked firstMy son is currently obsessed with a video game called Goat Simulator 3 and the only way I can describe it is Grand Theft Auto but less graphic and it’s a goat.
neutral · AI labelView post →Coffee Stain--makers of Goat Simulator and Satisfactory, publisher of Valheim--is set to be spun off from Embracer to become a rare publicly traded AA game company Profitable but small. 13 studios, 250 people They play up indie-style dev, downplay transmedia www.gamefile.news/p/coffee-sta...
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neutral · AI labelView post →Not worth $11.99 on sale yet alone full price. This version of the game is censored without an option to enable the original uncensored content. The graphics look better and worse at the same time, as the models are more detailed, however the camera view looks fuzzy, even when disabling AA. The only nice thing I can say is that the GoatZ DLC works, however it is not worth spending $11.99 on sale, when on the original game they should be fixing it. Also the "Buck to School" DLC shouldn't be a…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Coming to Game Pass: news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/0... PC: -Blacksmith Master (today) -Void/Breaker (today) Standard: -Goat Simulator Remastered (8/20) -Persona 4 Golden (8/20) Ultimate: -Herdling (8/21) -Gears of War: Reloaded (8/26) -Dragon Age: The Veilguard (8/28)
neutral · AI labelView post →I’m seeing PS3 mentions on my timeline and now am thinking about one of my favorite games for the platform: PAIN. I know Goat Simulator does the ragdoll thing really well, but PAIN was unabashed, self-injurious chaos. I genuinely love the game and miss it a lot.
neutral · AI labelView post →Secret Agent Wizard Boy is Harry Potter meets Goat Simulator and it's chaos #SecretAgentWizardBoy #Gaming #PCGaming #Linux #SteamDeck
neutral · AI labelView post →Goat Simulator: Remastered - Official Gameplay Trailer.
neutral · AI labelView post →Goat Simulator is a documentary. Not a game.
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neutral · AI labelView post →unpopular opinion but I never really got the hype behind House House games. No slight to those who enjoy them of course, but I just don't personally understand the appeal of them when Untitled Goose Game came out I was like "isn't this just a Goat Simulator retread?"
neutral · AI labelView post →The kiddo is playing Goat Simulator but also has absolutely no idea how the game works, and it's very cute.
neutral · AI labelView post →while i do enjoy the remaster i have issues with the censoring in the game, i wish there was a way to bring back all the stuff from the original, other than that it is good and i would be lying if i said i didnt have fun playing it
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Untitled Goose Game is soothing and silly and doesn't take much planning. There is a game called Goat Simulator in this vein that is more open too.
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neutral · AI labelView post →New Xbox Game Pass Games 8.19 - Blacksmith Master - Void/Breaker 8.20 - Persona 4 Golden 8.21 - Herdling 8.26 - Gears of War: Reloaded 8.28 - Dragon Age: The Veilguard Standard 8.20 - Goat Simulator Remaster news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/0...
neutral · AI labelView post →No, they're saying Goat Simulator is Saints Row and Untitled Goose Game is Hitman.
neutral · AI labelView post →I'm not sure I've seen a better sell for a game since Goat Simulator.
neutral · AI labelView post →PHL Collective and Outright Games were really based, actually. They were the only game companies brave enough to ask the question "Should we do an official SpongeBob Squarepants mod of the iconic PC game Goat Simulator?" and answer "Yes."
neutral · AI labelView post →Game Pass adds Metal Slug Tactics, Goat Simulator Remastered, and more in early November www.gematsu.com/2024/11/game...
neutral · AI labelView post →New Game Pass Games: 11/5 Metal Slug Tactics StarCraft: Remastered StarCraft II 11/7 Goat Simulator Remastered 11/19 Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 Standard: Go Mecha Ball Harold Halibut The Rewinder Turnip Boy Robs a Bank Botany Manor news.xbox.com/en-us/2024/1...
neutral · AI labelView post →As a die-hard fan of Goat Simulator, I unfortunately cannot recommend this remaster over the original - There's too many untweakable changes - Deadmau5 music got removed? - Online co-op gone? - The game generally feels more stable than the original Being able to play Buck To School and swapping out mutators mid-game are both the only two good things about this remaster Imo
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →veryy goood opalyed whithf friend whioe fried great gam,e would recoment to other plahyers
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The most played thing in our house has been Goat Simulator iii. Even my wife is playing this dumb $15 game. I should return all the toys.
neutral · AI labelView post →More OCs for #artfight! These were designed by ghostofanonpast on tumblr- they're based on Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Game! [ #OC #art #OCsky #gijinka ] THE TWINKS!!
neutral · AI labelView post →Goat Simulator: Remastered IS a good game, the only downside that I see is that it has only one of the mobile maps, you could maybe add the goat mmo map that was only available on mobile, the christmas one, or just add the "Mobile Maps" in general. The only other problem is that remastered doesn't have a workshop like the original, it would be great to have custom goats again like in the original.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Relevant video game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/ This shit looks like a Christian fundamentalist version of Goat Simulator. They should have called it "Christ Simulator."
neutral · AI labelView post →Watching my kids play Goat Simulator and, not for the first time, wondering what the political landscape would have been like today if this had been the dominant game for the very online 15 years ago
neutral · AI labelView post →Okay so this, this is literally just Goat Sim 1 with a Graphical Overhaul, it's fine if you're fresh from Goat Sim 3 and are looking to play the OG Game without losing the feeling of playing Goat Sim 3, but i mean at that point JUST PLAY GOAT SIM 1, there's bigger loading times, wich sucks, they changed the party music, wich also sucks, and the only new thing they added is a map from the mobile version of the game, like if your gonna make a remaster, ATLEAST ADD SOME NEW CONTENT! 4/10 Just play…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →very good game because i got this for my birthday. it's buggy and i like to play it so much
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →My game is obviously inspired by : - Kids walking down the street - Goat Simulator 3 - Sneakers - SEGA back in its Crazy Taxi and Jet Set Radio days Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/3274390/...
neutral · AI labelView post →You know that game Goat Simulator? I want to hear an announcement for Cat Simulator, v1.0, with regular updates every year like FIFA or NBA2k 😤 Maybe some kind of collaborative, MMORPG element (like the MyPark in 2k), too. Just a whole digital universe of Being a Cat. Right?? 😺 #CatSky #gaming
neutral · AI labelView post →Mouse smoothing is on by default and there is no option to turn it off
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →The game is what it is. If you like lolrandom memes you'll like Goat Sim. It's nice they brought a mobile level to PC, but for a full price of 30 dollars, or even the 10 I got it on sale for, is all 4 mobile levels really asking for all that much? My negative review is just because of how over monitized they've turned a joke. It's still fun. It's still silly. It's just asking a lot for 'ha, goats.'
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →🔴LIVE! Playing more Goat Simulator as a normal goat www.twitch.tv/barghestblack
neutral · AI labelView post →Every video game has a lighthouse in it. Goat Simulator 3
neutral · AI labelView post →First game was Portal, but I got it free when Portal 2 came out. First games I spent money on and got on Steam were a couple of Humble Bundles (Introversion, Egosoft, EA). My first purchase actually from Steam was Goat Simulator.
neutral · AI labelView post →addicting gameplay, I actually bought goat simulator nearly 10 times on different devices its that good. Ive been a diehard fan for years but this is my first time ever playing the remaster and I got one thing to say about it; goated.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →great remaster of the original game, especially how it includes mobile's buck to school. thanks for remastering goat simulator
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →one more credit to end the year! i helped work on LQA for Goat Simulator 3's recent DLC! yes, this meme game is really on my portfolio now, so be it :p
neutral · AI labelView post →If you loved the original Goat Sim, then you'll like this. It's the same classic fun with much better graphics. I do love how they added Buck to School to the game so non mobile players could play it as well.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I didn't name the game Penguin Simulator because I don't want to get anyone's hopes up. It won't be made to the same standards as Goat Simulator(the most realistic mass casualty simulator of all time).
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neutral · AI labelView post →@batfett.bsky.social my son is playing a #game 🎮 called Goat Simulator 🐐 you complete challenges and get new gear and abilities. This one is called Father Goat and he makes the Vader laugh #starwars
neutral · AI labelView post →As someone who grew up playing goat simulator on mobile when it was free i was very disappointed to see that the its not the same as the old mobile version. I was looking for the MMO Winter map and i couldnt find it.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →i think $30 is a bit much, but i got it on sale. i don't think it's that bad. the mobile versions were the ones i used to play years ago, so i might be a bit biased on some of the lesser changes. i like the new graphics and really like the inclusion of the high school from mobile, but i wish the other mobile exclusive maps were included, like winter or whatever from mmo simulator, which was my favorite. i like it.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Goat Simulator 3 being this months free game has made me very, very, very happy
positive · AI labelView post →LIVE NOW!!! And now for something completely different! Playing a game way beyond my time with The Patrick Star Game! its Goat Simulator+Spongebob Squarepants! More GTAV story depending on how long it holds my attention! www.twitch.tv/assistmedoom
neutral · AI labelView post →Last chance to vote on which gear or event you want us to add to Goat Simulator: The Card Game! The poll closes tomorrow. Cast your vote on our Discord discord.gg/YPUmB2arC7
neutral · AI labelView post →It's rare that I do a non-joke review, but I need to say a few things. Do I recommend this game? Yes. Should you buy it if you own the original? Only if you didn't already own the DLCs. It's a fun game, don't get me wrong. There are just some glaring issues. First thing, it isn't buggy enough. While that sounds insane, this is Goat Simulator. I want to see NPCs being flung to high heaven, not just tipping over. I want to see the ragdolls stretch into unrecognizable creatures. Second…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Fun fact: They skipped Goat Simulator 2 and went straight to 3. Great game Happy #RandomGameSaturday
positive · AI labelView post →Despite the requirements being the same for Goat Sim 3, it doesn't work on intergraded graphics while Goat Sim 3 does, I'll give a better review once I get a computer that can play it
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Honestly for $10 this is a very fun Goat Simulator like game. Don't go in expecting a platformer like BFBB
positive · AI labelView post →Druid Simulator: It plays like Goat Simulator but you can wildshape between any animal you've seen in game. #dnd5e #pathfinder2e
neutral · AI labelView post →FYI the other game was fucking *Goat Simulator*
positive · AI labelView post →'Goat Simulator Remastered' launches November 7th on Xbox Series, PS5 and PC. Also Game Pass. youtu.be/J4bDc8gzsYs?...
neutral · AI labelView post →Just ordered Goat Simulator III for ps5. Will be sorely disappointed if this game is not as ridiculous and pointless as it looks in the advert.
neutral · AI labelView post →It's just looking at some basic information like "tags" that may appear in both unrelated games of different styles and genres. Example if a game shares 3 or more broad tags like "gore, violent, indie" then Steam will recommend games with such tags. Depends what is in your pool of played games as well. For me the recommendations were: "GTA 4" and "Goat Simulator"
neutral · AI labelView post →I got my nephew into Goat Simulator. That game is deliberately, intentionally ugly and garish. He's having a great time.
positive · AI labelView post →I used to play this game on my kindle fire and now I get to be a big girl and play it on my PC even better than before!! Its so silly I love goat simulator
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →
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