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Grandma, No!
Developer WALLRIDE
Step into Grandma’s slippers and wreak havoc in this physics-driven comedy where nothing stays under control—and that’s exactly the point. Fart, flop, and fumble your way through a home that refuses to behave. From the Steam store page
129 reactions from 3 sources (Steam reviews, Bluesky, Mastodon) · newest Sep 24, 2026 · last updated Oct 22, 2026 · How this works
Audience score
87
LovedLoved
77 positive · 12 negative
95% range 78–92%
| Source | + | − | = |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | 77 | 12 | 0 |
| Bluesky * | 15 | 0 | 24 |
| Mastodon * | 0 | 0 | 1 |
* shown, not counted in the score (label accuracy below our 85% bar or not yet audited).
Steam's own rating
Very Positive
80 of 93 reviews positive (all languages, per Valve)
What players are saying
86% recommend · 76 yes, 12 no
Counted from the reviewers’ own thumbs up/down on the 88 English Steam reviews we collected, not by the AI. Valve’s all-language rating: Very Positive (120 of 137 positive).
Players praise the game's silly, slapstick humor and chaotic physics-based gameplay. [1][2][3] Many find it short but fun, with completion taking around 2-4 hours. [1][4][5] Some reviewers criticize the price and limited content for the length. [6][7][8]
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- [8]
Disappointing I hate leaving bad reviews for indie games that clearly had passion behind them but I just did not think that was a good game and really didn't enjoy my time with it. First off, it's extremely short for the price, even on sale. I beat the game in an hour and that was while doing some of the side content as well. There's probably another 2 hours of content tops that I didn't do, and that was because I …
- [1]
This game is like none other that I have played, its witty, fun and whimsical! Dare I say game of the year. This is one granny you don't want in your cookie clicker collection. But in all honesty this game was rather enjoyable. Was able to beat it in completion within 3 hours, but laughed the whole time. The only thing that bothered me was the excessive vomiting, other than that, the game itself is good for what …
- [3]
Imagine an old lady falling down the stair whilst farting and vomiting. If that thought amuses you, this game may be for you. This is a game, where you play as an old lady, walking around 3 different rooms, messing around with everything and through that discover funny interactions. Whether or not you'll enjoy that, depends mainly on whether or not you'll enjoy the humor of this game. A lot of the humor is crude …
- [19]
I am going to be replaying this game for friends and family. They all love it and enjoy the insanity. It is VERY short, but soooo much fun. I have not had this much fun playing a game in a long time. It was even fun to show the game to my girlfriend. Quote from girlfriend " Oh my god. You have to show this to your mother"! (My mother is a grandma who would enjoy this without a doubt) TLDR; Very short but was the …
- [6]
6.5/10 would get it on DEEP sale decent fun, not worth full 15$ tho. dont think your gonna get more than 2 hours of gameplay out of this and thats a stretch all gameplay past about 1.8 hours is afk card farming - only 3 places you can go, + one tiny room - bugs where something wont trigger a 2nd time if you didnt fully finish the task the 1st time
Summarised from 34 of the 129 public posts collected about this game; every point cites the posts behind it ([n] opens the post) and the split is counted from the posts’ own ratings. Updated Oct 13, 2026. How summaries are made
RottenBot@rottenbot · automated account
Players who liked Grandma, No! talk about hilarious and unique slapstick humor; those who didn't talk about too short for the price. Which matters more to you?
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60 of 129 · most liked firstGrandma, No! - We’ve all said it, now you can play it 🔥🔥 Our new game has just been announced and you better believe Grandma is up to some SHIT. WISHLIST NOW on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2362680/...
neutral · AI labelView post →NOW THAT TWITCH HAS LET ME BACK THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO... commit more crime!! 😈🔥 I'm burning down houses (in game) & flinging babies (in game)🔴LIVE NOW🔴 on Twitch when we catchup and learn from our mistakes together in Grandma, No!! Link below vv www.twitch.tv/packetofbisc...
positive · AI labelView post →you know it’s gonna be a good day when i got the overalls on 🥸 today we’re playing a silly game called Grandma, No! ➡️ twitch.tv/verydarian
positive · AI labelView post →Surprisingly annoying. I was at worst expecting to just think this game is ok, but I was disappointed that I just didn't enjoy it in the end. The gameplay itself is fine, but feels a bit limited compared to other "go in a room and just do stuff" sandbox games. It mainly amounts to just go around breaking stuff. Grabbing and using items can feel annoying, but not so annoying that it feels like it's intentional, but just enough to matter when you're trying to do something specific. There's only…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Had this on wishlist for ages but the game is a lot more suited for younger audiences I imagine. I found it really sluggish and just a bit immature. Don't get me wrong, I love a fart joke but it kinda adds nothing for being such a major feature. I guess that is the joke but just not for me, I was imagining more octodad or goat simulator.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Great, but overpriced I want to reccomend this game, I really do- but the price is a major killjoy Seriously- paying 15 bucks for only three hours of content is not okay, they either need to lower the price, or add more content
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This game is like none other that I have played, its witty, fun and whimsical! Dare I say game of the year. This is one granny you don't want in your cookie clicker collection. But in all honesty this game was rather enjoyable. Was able to beat it in completion within 3 hours, but laughed the whole time. The only thing that bothered me was the excessive vomiting, other than that, the game itself is good for what it's currently worth. Very silly, very..... Grandma
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Grandma, No! announced - a chaotic, physics-based comedy-adventure game, where all your chores become challenges. (Wishlist it on Steam)
neutral · AI labelView post →A short but crazy physics sandbox-y game in which you babysit your grandchild while also having to do chores around the house. Expect just crazy stuff happening! No missable achievements, and completion takes around 3 hours. Approximate amount of time to 100%: Around 3 hours without a guide, or less than 2 hours with a guide Estimated achievement difficulty: 1/10 Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1 Is there a good guide available: I highly recommend playing without a guide, but in the…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →📢 Influencers! @superraregames.bsky.social have 2 incredible demos coming to Steam NEXT Fest this month, & we have early demo keys ready now 👀 👵 Grandma, No!: A wacky physics-based game where you play a chaotic Granny! 🌻 Tiny Garden: a cozy & cute farming sim with relaxing vibes Links below 🤗
neutral · AI labelView post →Cute and short game for 10-15 bucks. If you like old timey cartoons with very mild gross out humor and want a game just to smile through- this is a good choice. It has that Octodad meets Manuel Samuel vibe going for direction without it being too gimmicky on the controls to the point of frustration. Didn't require any walkthroughs- wouild recommend for any younger children as well If they want a toony kind of game. Support them If you got the extra funds and If it's a pressing matter- wait…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Disappointing I hate leaving bad reviews for indie games that clearly had passion behind them but I just did not think that was a good game and really didn't enjoy my time with it. First off, it's extremely short for the price, even on sale. I beat the game in an hour and that was while doing some of the side content as well. There's probably another 2 hours of content tops that I didn't do, and that was because I just didn't find the gameplay that interesting. Most of the game is just…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A game like this lives or dies based on the strength of its humor and unfortunately I have to say this is a total miss for me. Your mileage may vary but I found the writing in this painfully unfunny. It's of the loathsome sensibility that if the actors just continuously improvise in a silly voice for long enough that it constitutes comedy. This is the kind of humor that has never heard "brevity is the soul of wit". Every character sounds like they are making up their dialogue on the spot and go…
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Warning! Lots of vomiting. To be expected from the mucus gremlin on the cover... but it will test you. I have a strong stomach and I had to gather courage to make it through and prepare myself for the spookiness that is so well represented in everyday household tasks. I got a few LOL's too, the kind of laugh that hits close to home, or "if you know, then you know". The way Grandma shuffles her feet is priceless. The lighter on the cover is enough of a warning. If you still walked in to this and…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Super excited to be checking out a game that seems like chaos incarnate today 👀 I've been provided with a key to see just how hard babysitting can be in Grandma, No! By @wallridegames.bsky.social and Super Rare Originals👵 twitch.tv/mistantics
positive · AI labelView post →Cecil is nearby scanning steam store while I'm working. "I found a game called 'GRANDMA! NO!" I started laughing. And then looked down at my laptop... my mic wasn't muted. Thankfully nobody noticed.
neutral · AI labelView post →New video alert!🤍 I played “Grandma, No!” 🤍 youtu.be/9Pg7u2vlpIU?...
neutral · AI labelView post →Grandma, No!" was definitely a wild card in my gaming library, way out of my usual comfort zone. Overall, I actually really enjoyed it! The humor, at times, felt a little forced and perhaps not entirely for my taste – maybe I'm just not the game's target audience. However, despite those moments, I genuinely had a blast playing through it. It's a truly different experience, for better or worse, and that uniqueness kept me hooked. Oh, and seriously, that guy really wants his pie, so you better…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →TOMORROW we get up to some nonsense and chaos with a fun and FUNNY upcoming title: Grandma, NO! We played the demo during Next Fest and it was full of nonsense and chaos—just our thing! 🔥 Looking forward to this one Come by at 5pm IST/12pm EST and witness my extreme babysitting prowess!
positive · AI labelView post →This game is ridiculously silly. I have had a blast playing it and could not stop laughing while I learned the controls. If you want to have some hilarious adventures around the house with a silly little granny, this game is the one for you.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is one of those games that just makes you NEED to 100% it. Also I demand the release of the game "Birdly, No!"
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Extremely short game: I finished it in about an hour.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is the best and most fun game you'll ever play in your entire life. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll avoid drains for the rest of your life.. You owe it to yourself, No! you owe it to your Grandma to buy and support this game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →⭐️New @swappingjoysticks.bsky.social Episode⭐️ We're back to regular episodes, and this week we're chatting about just how impressive Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is. @ednights.bsky.social has also played South of Midnight and we chat about The Precinct and Grandma, No! 🔽LINKS🔽
neutral · AI labelView post →Dedicated vomit button
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Imagine an old lady falling down the stair whilst farting and vomiting. If that thought amuses you, this game may be for you. This is a game, where you play as an old lady, walking around 3 different rooms, messing around with everything and through that discover funny interactions. Whether or not you'll enjoy that, depends mainly on whether or not you'll enjoy the humor of this game. A lot of the humor is crude slapstick stuff. I played this with my kid, and we had a great time for 2-3…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I love games like this. Is it immature? For sure. Is it rough around the edges? Definitely. But what you have here is an indie physics game created by a small team with a lot of heart and huge influence from Ren and Stimpy. It's dumb, it's crass and it was the perfect length before it overstayed its welcome. I loved my short time with this game.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →NEW VIDEO OUT NOW! We take a look at Grandma, No! A chaotically fun little game that lets you play as a farting granny! 🔗 www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCu... #VTuber | #ENVTuber | #IndieGames | #VSky | #GameReview
positive · AI labelView post →Very fun, very clever game. All of the "hidden" side quests are very intuitive, I was never wondering what I missed as it all flowed together very nicely. You owe it to Grandma to play through this game
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →When I saw the trailer, I knew the game would be fun and silly, but I was not prepared for how incredibly delightfully silly it really is. A friend compared it to Octodad, and while it's got a bit of that floppy aspect, our octogenarian heroine is less frustrating to pilot and a whole lot goofier. Give it a couple hours of your time, and it'll give you some cackles and belly laughs to brighten your day.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Q: What’s it like fixing bugs while developing a game like Grandma, No!? A: Well, sometimes Grandma becomes a ghost and haunts the house with her farts. So it means dealing with that.
neutral · AI labelView post →🔴 Going Live on Twitch! Come hang out and chat about #steamnextfest2025 with us. ^^ Featured Game 👵 Grandma, NO! Demo (@grandmanogame.bsky.social) 🎣 Nice Day for Fishing Demo (FusionPlay & @team17.com) twitch.tv/callmekixie 🎨: @/Kuronezumi6
neutral · AI labelView post →I am going to be replaying this game for friends and family. They all love it and enjoy the insanity. It is VERY short, but soooo much fun. I have not had this much fun playing a game in a long time. It was even fun to show the game to my girlfriend. Quote from girlfriend " Oh my god. You have to show this to your mother"! (My mother is a grandma who would enjoy this without a doubt) TLDR; Very short but was the best gaming experience I've had in years
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Game was fun. Reminded me of some other games with campy humor. I wish the Game was longer and had more to it. Only really had 3 Main "Levels" and a hand full of tasks for each. I look forward to other projects from this games Director, developers and writing staff.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →funny, silly and goofy. worth a try!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Liivveeeee! Happy Monday! 😁 Playing through “Grandma, No!” Today - I’ve heard this game is fantastic 💜 Twitch / MopGarden (Game #gifted )
positive · AI labelView post →THIS GAME IS AMAZING. Seriously, it is not only well made, but really silly and kept me entertained for a few hours. The soundtrack is really catchy too. You can tell a lot of passion was put into this project! It may be short, but I think it is still worth the price for the quality. No bugs, no AI. Just a really fun experience that myself and my community enjoyed and kept us laughing. I would LOVE to see Grandma in more shenanigans and with more outfits. And what the heck was that ending!? It…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Happy National Video Game Day to those who celebrate! nationaltoday.com/video-game-d... I'm looking forward to spending some time with "Grandma, No!" from @wallridegames.bsky.social! store.steampowered.com/app/2362680/... What are you playing today?
neutral · AI labelView post →really fun, lots of side stuff to find and collect. I enjoyed finding all the different outfits that give you different abilities to interact with the environment. The sandbox of the world is fun to interact with, and finding the different interactions in the world is satisfying. Worth the asking price, and a great way to kill an afternoon!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Had an absolute blast playing this game. So many unexpected events, mechanics, stories, and fun around every corner. A fantastic ADHD playground. I highly recommend!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →It took me about 20-30 minutes to understand what the game was going for. Once I understood, I thought the game nailed it. The absurdity, level of detail, and the simplicity of the game was beautifully done. A nice change of pace from other games. If you're looking to relax, have a couple of laughs, and kill a couple of hours, this is a great game to try!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is better than my real Grandma (She's dead)
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →peak game ... i got that secret ending
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →This is my favourite Grandma!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I'm live with a delightful chaos simulator called Grandma, No! We played this during Steam NextFest and I can't wait to see all the mayhem it has to offer. Join Granny Cesire for Adventures in Babysitting: Geriatric edition. Thanks to @deadgoodmedia.bsky.social for the key!
positive · AI labelView post →a game about grandmas means I'm already into it playing Grandma, No! twitch.tv/funklelogan
positive · AI labelView post →Grandma, No! #Review A short but crazy physics sandbox-y game in which you babysit your grandchild while also having to do chores around the house. Expect just crazy stuff happening! No missable achievements, and completion takes around 3 hours @superraregames.bsky.social @wallridegames.bsky.social
positive · AI labelView post →I liked the game, but that $15 price tag is NOT worth it. I 100%ed this game and it took me less than three hours to do so. Only get when it's on a large discount, still enjoyed it tho.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →6.5/10 would get it on DEEP sale decent fun, not worth full 15$ tho. dont think your gonna get more than 2 hours of gameplay out of this and thats a stretch all gameplay past about 1.8 hours is afk card farming - only 3 places you can go, + one tiny room - bugs where something wont trigger a 2nd time if you didnt fully finish the task the 1st time
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Short goofy game - get it if you need a few chuckles xD
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →A wonderfully silly and weird little game with simple, fun tasks and cute graphics. The side characters MADE the game for me, go find all of those tasks, reccomend 100%-ing the achievements.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Grandma, No! is a weird and unique little game packed with slapstick and toilet humor, but it’s also surprisingly charming. The characters and writing are funny and memorable, and the puzzles are clever enough to make you stop and think without getting frustrated. As an adult, I had a lot of fun with it and found myself laughing pretty often. It really does a great job of grabbing your attention and keeping it. My four-year-old absolutely lost it playing it and watching me play this game. He…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Grandma, No! developed by WALLRIDE and published by Super Rare Originals is a quirky physics-based comedy adventure that transforms the mundane into the wildly entertaining. Set within the confines of a lively, exaggerated household, players take on the role of a spirited grandmother whose everyday chores quickly escalate into chaotic and humorous escapades. The game thrives on its unpredictable ragdoll physics and slapstick humor, turning simple tasks like taking out the trash or cooking into…
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Fun little casual game -Took about 2.5 hours to 100% achievements for me. -$15 might be too steep for some people for the amount of content but if on sale is worth picking up. -Li-bird-rarian -Few mini-games that reminded me of Wario-Ware Overall enjoyed the gameplay and funny moments but wait for a sale.
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →I will laugh at anything in life - including things i shouldn't laugh at. I did not laugh once. It is trying too hard to be funny and failing and that's coming from me i'm a grown adult that still draws d!cks on things and thinks 69 is a funny number.
negative · reviewer's own thumbsView post →🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 I had a blast playing through the main story of Grandma, No! This game is so chaotic and has a great sense of humor. I highly recommend picking it up now! @grandmanogame.bsky.social (Disclosure: key provided for free) youtu.be/3ywZsxNs9MQ
positive · AI labelView post →Great game to sit down and enjoy! The soundtrack is joyful and fun, the art is bright and vibrant and the game play is fantastic. The game had me laughing the whole time. Hard to put the controller down!
positive · reviewer's own thumbsView post →Support the devs! @twirlbound.com - The Knighling @wallridegames.bsky.social - Grandma, NO! @squirreledgame.bsky.social - Squirreled Away @cryogx.bsky.social - AdventNEON Devs, If you have a chance to make it in, I'd love to chat about your experience making the game and talk level design!
neutral · AI labelView post →👵 Grandma, No! This grandma INVENTED the word chaos. Expect the unexpected in this #indie game as you try to complete challenges while babysitting your grandkid, & grab a fire extinguisher because y'all are gonna NEED it 🧯 👉 @grandmanogame.bsky.social store.steampowered.com/app/2362680/...
neutral · AI labelView post →The babysitter's dead and the baby needs watching! What IS a grandma to do- No! Grandma, No! Step away from the grenades! Grandma, No! is a physics sandbox title from Wallride, and Andrew's written a preview, so- Stop it, Grandma! That's fine china! www.gamegrin.com/previews/gra...
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